How to beat a chicken without choking

[Vanya]

GAH

Vanya was tickled the other day by the news that Martha Stewart was contemplating proposing her own sentence. In preparation for that glorious day, where each registered voter will be able to "decide their own sentence" -- much like you can "pick your own price" with online auctions, Vanya has dabbled into the mystery of beating chickens without choking or making a mess.

First of all, let Vanya clarify: this IS related to MTW How? First, let Vanya stipulate that there are many yellow-belly playas online that like to run away like chickens.

How then do youz chase these yellow-belly chickens from the map and beat them senseless without getting your kimono all dirty?

Easy Vanya sez... chase chickens naked By hanging up your kimono on a nearby tree, you can ensure that it is not soiled with egg yolk or other chicken fluids.

And, after you've beat the chickens senseless, you can calmly waltz back to the tree and put on your kimono And youz will feel liberated, for beating the chickens will give you a fleeting sense of accomplishment

But do not despair: once that fleeting feeling leaves, you can just go about chasing and beating chickens again

Vanya adds... Best to use cavalry units to chase the chickens, lest you wear yourself out before youz get to the fun part of bashing in their bird brains

GAH

[octavian]

but Vanya, i beat you remember.............. so what is this, advice for me to chase down your armies

[Nowake]

If you leave all of its men headless, next time he'll gain a landslide victory.