*vomits*
Well, the chick is at least hot.
Hard guy to kill, that Rasputin.
I think they had to show the chick in the picture, to even out Rasputins' age.
we need a vomiting smilie.
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But honestly, no wonder he had such power over the Tsar's wife.
Are you sure this is from the Rasputin, and not from some circus elephant named Rasputin?
BTW - a penny for the chick's thoughts...
The Mad Monk really was something very unique. Apperantly, that statement also extends to his member.
The surest way to lose the respect of one's peers is to take a stand on principle...alone.
Pickled Gherkin anyone?????
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Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member.
pff nothing compared to my 22 inch.
thanks, dessa
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you all keep them in jars????Originally Posted by [b
Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 17 2004,14:43)]Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member.
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Do you want to say that people in other countries don't keep their members in jars???Quote[/b] (King Edward @ June 17 2004,17:50)]you all keep them in jars????Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 17 2004,14:43)]Why are you all wondering? It's just common Russian member.
dont have jars big enough+ you never know when your going to need it,
Woman in Bar : you want to come to my place for a coffiee?
Man in Bar: ok, but im sorry i have left my member on the mantle piece at home
Ha ha ha
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Rasputin my foot. It probably belongs to some nameless cadaver but they attached the name Rasputin to it because it is guaranteed to generate some attention and more importantly, money.
Ye gods, what a freak How many chicks do you think can or are even the slightest bit inclined to try and take a member like that? Something like that has the potential to send a girl running and screaming into the night.
She's probably looking for any money that may be hidden in the... ahem, pouch.
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This is a solid DUUUUUUUUUUUDE moment, if I ever saw one...
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"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
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So looking at that 28.5 centimeters (after shrinkage due to pickling) of Rasputin in a jar makes you feel more relaxed?Sometimes the cure is worse than the problem.
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
Good old fashion viewing. If it looked like that when he was alive i bet the women couldn't keep there hands off him
If it looked that when he was alive he should have seen a doctor
Too right, imagine having to show that to the doc
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No wonder he was dressing as a monk. With a Johnson like that you NEED baggy clothes
Αξιζει φιλε να πεθανεις για ενα ονειρο, κι ας ειναι η φωτια του να σε καψει.
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If it looked like that when he was alive he'd have had to pay people a fortune before they'd consider getting within arms length of it Even then he'd have a lot of difficulty finding someone that desperate for cash - that thing is rancid.Quote[/b] (The Blind King of Bohemia @ June 17 2004,15:38)]If it looked like that when he was alive i bet the women couldn't keep there hands off him
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Well, it seems the ladies may not like Rasputin's monster member as much as we thought they would.
You have to remember, froggy, that it is over 100 years old. And 90 years dead. It probably wasn't so yucky when he was alive.
I love/hate to see the jar they keep the Tsarista's... Tsaristahood in.
His & Hers. Then along comes that company that put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
Must... stop... with this... thread.... going ....insane..
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It would probably have looked a bit better, but Blind King did say If it looked like that when he was alive, and I'm a frog who likes to bug people form time to time.
Anywho, you know the saying It's not the size, it's what you do with it. I'm not an expert, not even remotely, but 28.5 cm just says one thing to me - ouch
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Well its not the size of the axe that matters , its how you yield it ( women say ) , what if Rasputin's was a sarissa instead of an axe? he might have been able to make good use of it
Αξιζει φιλε να πεθανεις για ενα ονειρο, κι ας ειναι η φωτια του να σε καψει.
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You've got that right.
Maybe that's why he was so hard to kill. The pure amount of testosterone in the man must have been astounding.
Wield, not yield; yield would be quite different. It doesn't matter what dangerous object it is, you still need to know what you're doing or you risk losing fingers or poking an eye out
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aaaaaaaah....my poor brain...STOP TALKING
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"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
I havn't been to the org for about a month, and what do i see upon my return? RASPUTIN'S ROTTING COCK
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