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  • I paint miniatures, no girlfriend, and fat

    0 0%
  • I paint miniatures, have girlfriend, and still fat

    2 3.17%
  • Fat. No job. Love strategy games

    0 0%
  • Kataphraktoi is making fun of me, I hate him

    3 4.76%
  • Demi-god

    10 15.87%
  • I hate miniatures, hate girls, and fat

    0 0%
  • I hate miniatures, have girlfriend, fit as a stick

    1 1.59%
  • I love strategy, love books, no girlfriend, and fat

    2 3.17%
  • I love strategy, love books, love girls, and thin

    25 39.68%
  • Very fit, handsome, tall, no girlfriend

    4 6.35%
  • Very fit, handsome, tall, have girlfriend

    10 15.87%
  • Wish I was fit, handsome, tall and have a girlfriend

    1 1.59%
  • My computer is my beset friend

    5 7.94%
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    MTR: AOA project ###### (temp) Member kataphraktoi's Avatar
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    What kind of RTW person are you???

    And explain why.....................
    Retired from games altogether!!

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    GO TO H*LL KATA
    INSULT ME BLOODY BASTARD

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    Isn't she pretty in pink? Member Rosacrux's Avatar
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    Why is the option "I am a GOD" missing from the poll? Demi God? Not good enough for me...

    ...and where the heck is the mandatory GAH option?

    P.S. Kataphraktoi, slow day at work/school/home?
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    Well, nothing was really quite right so I chose "Very fit, handsome, tall, have girlfriend".

    ... though you will need to replace 'Very fit' with 'Not really all that fit', 'handsome' with 'not really that good looking' and 'girlfriend' with 'not that much fun / wife'

    ...O oh ..I hear footsteps..



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    yeap........slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww day. so please humour me.
    Retired from games altogether!!

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    Been wondering the same thing,
    Think I'm a fat nerd on the inside. But a Fit, thin, handsome, and be-girlfriended dude on the outside. Please keep my secret, well ermmm.....secret.
    Otherwise my kewl mates will stop speaking to me.


    p.s Sounds a bit presumptious and arrogant saying I'm handsome, Think that question should go to my Girly, but she'll think I'm a nerd if I involve her in this.



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    Demi-god Bwhahahaha What? Explain? You don't believe me?

    The real line that can describe me would be "I paint miniatures, have girlfriends, and still fat".




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    I have a cousin who paints miniatures, is fat and never laid hands on a girl (not to mention anything else...) does he count? He never owned a computer, though... not even a console. Never played a computer game either.

    Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,15:18)]Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too
    Dionysus?

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    Since I'm not VERY fit and not THAT tall, I had to go with love everything. I'm pretty normal I guess... Oh and by the way I have a GF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]I love strategy, love books, love girls, and thin
    Yeah that about sums me up...
    "Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it."

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    Isn't she pretty in pink? Member Rosacrux's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 10 2004,06:25)]
    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,15:18)]Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too
    Dionysus?
    Not really... I am that guy who's warlike and married to a gorgeous woman... uh, right Ares


    P.S. Dionysus is my favorite ancient deity, along with Pan, but don't tell my spouse, she thinks I've given up the traits of those two gods
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    i HAD a GF now i gotta get a new one
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    I am a Demi-GodAll of you will obey meWether you like it or not

    Well of course,not all of you,the Greater Gods(*cough*moderators*cough*)are of course excluded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Kataphraktoi is making fun of me, I hate him
    Uh, I thought Kataphraktoi was a woman?? What's with the chick avatar???
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,04:05)]Why is the option "I am a GOD" missing from the poll? Demi God? Not good enough for me...
    I agree. Only that unexisting profile really suits me. It's quite a lapse...




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    I am the tall fit football player. BOW BEFORE ME

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    You forgot skinny, have long hair, have no girlfriend, digs music, reads, and digs history. Of course, I understand that the options need to be limited...

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    If you should stand then who's to guide you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 10 2004,12:59)]
    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]I love strategy, love books, love girls, and thin
    Yeah that about sums me up...
    Me too. The girls don't reciprocate though.
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    Steppe Merc has the missing option for all those gods out there
    A.E.I.O.U.

    Austria Est Imperare Orbi Universo
    Austria is destined to rule the world.

    (Or, as the Prussians interpretated it:
    Austria Erit In Orbe Ultima
    Austria will one day be lowest in the world.)

    Österreich über alles!

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    Very handsome, fit, tall, rugby player, no grlfriend at the mo.
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    I HATE gyms but i love sports so i am not fat.
    I'm not tall either but neither am i short. Average i would say.
    Handsome is not what you would say but my till-recently-girlfriend thinks i'm fine.

    I love books and i love history and...girls...girls...i love them, i need them, i gotta be near them...

    It seems i have the same favourite gods as Rosacrux (Pan and Dionysos) but unlike him, i can express my traits resembling those of these two guys freely... (care for some "weed"...or would you rather have a drink? Just wait till i get my flute playing...)

    But i don't worry for not being able to be Pan as i still am a DEMI-GOD


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    GAH

    Vanya annointed Himself God long time ago. The lack of this option confuses Vanya, and leads Him to believe this poll was intended to amuse the mindless mortal pigdogs that roam the Oith squeeling...

    Well... Vanya does enjoy a good pork chop every now and then. So its not a BAD thing per se...

    GAH
    [Sips sake, eats popcorn]

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Uh, I thought Kataphraktoi was a woman?? What's with the chick avatar???
    Nah, Kata is genuine male.

    He thinks the chic avatar was ok enuff to use...Kat is no gender-bender..
    Retired from games altogether!!

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    Kataphraktoi, i'm single 13 and a history boff so where do you think I go? the second last option

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    Why isn't there a "Married with Children and Computer is still bestest friend."

    I am the computer geek version of Al Bundy.
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    Im fit, look good, dont have a girl (this hour... ha-ha-ha )

    love history, politics and wish I really was a "demi-god"... cus then, i would really &%¤(/ the system.
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