Geez, I missed the harpoon detail What the hell is he going to use that for? Elephant hunting? What's wrong with a nice sword or bow?

Apparently there was fellow named Jason who was a Cilician pirate of Jewish ancestry. He had nice a bow that he used to poke holes in uppity merchant sailors and passengers who protested their new fledgling careers as Roman slaves. No word on whether he actually used his harpoon but you can be sure it was circumcized...

Harpoon indeed Now we can recreate tales of Ahabicus and his relentless pursuit of Mobyius Dickus across the Aegean...