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  1. 06-16-2004, 15:18 #1
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    IDAHO FALLS, Idaho -- An Idaho man has been charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly throwing a rattlesnake into a crowded bar.

    Police say he walked into an Idaho Falls bar on Monday, pulled a three-and-a-half-foot-long rattler from his pocket and threw it into a crowd.

    Bar patrons used a crutch to sweep the angry snake to a cleared area, and then wrapped a T-shirt around its head before picking it up and dropping it into a bucket. No one was hurt.

    If convicted, the man could face up to five years in prison.
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  2. 06-16-2004, 17:04 #2
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    AHAHHA Some people really need help
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    why the hell would any one do that
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  4. 06-16-2004, 18:33 #4
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    Did they give the guy his crutch back? Or is he still in the bar?
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  5. 06-16-2004, 18:35 #5
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    okay... scary
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    rofl, classic
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    Strange.
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    Why doesn't he get a gun? it's far cheaper and easier to use.
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    He's a liberal who doesn't believe in guns.
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    Erasing the past...
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (spmetla @ June 17 2004,11:15)]Perhaps I should start a common sense for felons school.
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  12. 06-17-2004, 11:29 #12
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    Deadly weapon? Can you die from the bite of a rattlesnake?
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  13. 06-17-2004, 21:13 #13
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    More Info on Snake Guy

    Here's His mugshot:


    Here's a picture of the rattle snake, which was his pet and to whom he gave the name Jack.


    What Kind of Idiot Keeps a Pet Rattlesnake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Fragony @ June 17 2004,06:29)]Deadly weapon? Can you die from the bite of a rattlesnake?
    you've obviously never been to my state
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    Dhepee- No wonder he's nuts He's suffering from an inferiority complex. He's shorter than Napoleon He was at least about 5'4, if not a little taller

    Are you sure he threw the snake into a bar and not the local Big & Tall?



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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Deadly weapon? Can you die from the bite of a rattlesnake?
    Rather quickly--and very, very painfully.
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