GAH

Vanya sez...

1) If youz running Spybot, disable it before running MTW. It will just slow youz down unnecessarily. Same goes for other memory-resident hogs...

2) If youz have automatic virus scanner downloads, wait 'till it happens (or do it manually so it not surprise youz). This way, game not minimize in middle of battle because 'scanner window pops up tellin' youz youz got new e-rubbers.

3) Vanya sez... Unless its really low florin, and youz have a hard time getting full 16 units, always get the full 16. Getting less is OK if youz are either really, really good, or have lost your noggin and somehow still manage to wander the earth.

4) When in doubt, 'tis best to be bold. You may just stun somebody with a surprise move that baffles them and leaves them groping for their own body parts (severed or attached).

5) Lastly, remember that no matter what quandry youz should find yourself in, you will always die. That is just part of being mortal. So, just be ready to die and let die. Once you accept this, youz can have fun, and have the time of your life

6) To get the most fun out of the game, dress up in full armor and get your wife/girlfriend/MILF dabble with your noggin while youz be busy harvesting noggins.

GAH