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    Humanist Misanthrope Member Earl of Sandwich's Avatar
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    Red Lobster is apparently a terrorist organization now Read and learn about how lobster and other shellfish are evil and will sent your soul to hell I post this because I find it very amusing, and it shouldn't turn into a heated debate, which is why I post this in the frontroom.

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    Too funny


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    I'm doomed

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    That is one scary site.

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    If it tastes like fish its a dish
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    Red Lobster's commercials certainly are abominations

    i am disgusted every time i see them breaking open a Lobster's skin and revealing it's guts as if that's supposed to make me wanna eat it

    ewww

    Red Lobster's disgusting gutting commercials should be illegal.

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    i like shellfish, lots of shellfish.
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    oh my, i just felt several terroristic... incentives against the catholic church.

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    I could say something very inflammatory but I won't because this is in the frontroom and I know BKS would kick my ass at a moment's notice...

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    ??? are these guys for real??? I love shellfish and living on a island means i get to eat plenty of it

    I'll see the rest of you shellfish eaters in satan and his red lobster deamons fiery kingdom



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    Well, if ol' Satan has Red Lobster and ol' Tony Roma, i'll hapilly spend forever there
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    lol. If these people are serious I feel sorry for them. They give Christians a bad name
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    Actually the mere though of so much as touching most of those makes me feel sick.

    The Atkins Diet bit is funny...

    EDIT: So is the Pi = 3 bit. Classic site. Scarily I have seen some people saying remarkably similar stuff and meaning it...




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    that freaked me out i am religous but i dont remeber any thing against eating lobster in the bible.
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    w0w, what a ton of BS.

    makes me emmbarresed to be religious. however, this is a cult, nothing more, there is nothing Christian, apart from the many references to God and Christ, about that site.

    btw, i know this might make this into a disscussion that needs to go to the backroom, but i dont think it will.
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    well said, this is nothing more than a cult which few people actually follow. Look at their message boards, most of them users are satanists, atheists, actual Christians, and only one or two people who believe in that trash. Most of the threads the 'true Christians' are proved wrong by verses from the bible and respond with comments about the other posters being liberalist going to hell.
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    this is definatley a joke site kinda like the landover baptist site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (dessa14 @ July 09 2004,07:40)]this is definatley a joke site kinda like the landover baptist site.
    thanks, desmond
    Yeah, the previous two posts were kind of scary.

    I thought it was pretty obviously a joke. Pretty funny though. The guy who wrote it has a good sense of humour.


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    well, for one thing, this afaik, not just a prank, i have read about these guys b4 in some magazine. there are, dare i use the word, humans, who believe this BS.
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    funny (don't take it too seriously folks)
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    Hair care
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    I am pretty sure it is a joke. Go to shopping. Read the description. Than see the prices. That has to be a joke.
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    Lol. Yep that's the truechristian view alright
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    Religion=backroom. On a different note, it's good to see I command respect, TK.
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