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    Snakes, spiders, and angry grazing mammals...

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    WOW.....mebbe they should issue em with boxing gloves?
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    Maybe I should learn some martial arts before I go there in autumn

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    the guy who distributed dangerous animals in Australasia was clearly playign favourites, australia has tons of them, and NZ has none

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    Any nation that can issue a Angry Kangaroo Watch is cool in my opinion. Too bad about those dogs though. Just hope they don't kill anyone.

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    As much as i would not like to fight a very hungry kangaroo it would be a blessing for me as coming across a funnel web or black widow spider would have my arachnaphobian ass running for the hills

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (shakaka36 @ July 08 2004,05:41)]the guy who distributed dangerous animals in Australasia was clearly playign favourites, australia has tons of them, and NZ has none
    Or possibly even they can't stand kiwis....
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    Doesn't New Zealand have the Tazmanian Devil? If so, that is probably the meanest animal on the planet. If one of the pack is hurt, they eat it. Even eat their kids, brother/sisters, mother/fathers. Wonder they ever have the opportunity to mate. LOL

    OOPS Just checked Tazmanian Devil is only found in Tazmania which I believe is a part of Australia. My knowledge of Geography is very limited.



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    Here is a nasty Australian/Tazmanian insect. The bulldog ant: bulldog Ant

    And another insect: Crazy Yellow Ant



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    seems like you aussies need to do somthing about those kangaroos one way or another.
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    kangaroos won't attack you unless you poke your nose in, in which case they will kick out your guts in one fell swoop. and i mean literally they will break you in half.

    if you need to get rid of a kanga, just shoot him.

    thats in canberra, noone cares about canberra, i can only hope john howard gets killed by one.

    and no there isn't that bad a problem with kangaroos
    our biggest problem is the fact that the cotton industry is draining the murray river.
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    Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. - Jack Handy
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    maybe the crocidile hunter can try and pet a kangaroo now then play with the crockidiles. CRICKEY lol
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    The kangas DROWNED the dogs cuz they were fighting over water in a drought? Those Aussies have some stupid kangas. Drink the water. Don't drown dogs in it. Or am I missing something?

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    you do know steve irwin doesn't speak like that when he isn't in front of tourists.

    he speaks like a normal person.
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    Hmm u sure?
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    my friends dad works with the guy all the time.
    in real life he doesn't use the word crikey like he does on the tele and such.
    and he isn't at all like he shows himself on the tele.
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    k

    just checking.
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