Trempwick swallowed his mouthful of bread, and asked, “Well?”
Edward bowed. “Done, master.”
“Excellent.” Trempwick dismissed his second and returned his attention to his breakfast.
Yesterday he had been sent away from the palace; today it would be the choice topic of gossip for anywhere within a day’s travel of Waltham. From there it would spread. Distant towns and villages no doubt celebrated his marriage yesterday, not knowing better. He sipped his ale. In the eyes of most of the country he was married to Her Royal Highness, Princess Eleanor of England.
But as his gossip spread that opinion would recede. Sad. But inevitable. Necessary, very much so. People needed to know the truth. They needed to hear of how he had been wronged. How the prince had maltreated his sister. Disobeyed the king. How he feared Eleanor, hated her, wished to destroy or control her to extreme levels. Because he was a bastard, and knew he waited for a throne that was not his.
Hugh’s wife was still breeding; not surprising. He hadn’t intervened this time. It had been too late for convenience when he’d found out. But it was of so little import. Babies died so frequently. So did women in labour, for that matter. He might not even need to do anything this time. All God’s judgement. Judgement on a bastard who claimed falsely what was not his. Proof of his unfitness. He had no divine approval; crowned he would bring the wrath of God on his realm. But then … if Constance died the bastard would marry again. Forge a new alliance. Gain new, extra resources. Trempwick frowned. That would not be useful. Well, such was the risk he had to take.
It was all most merciful that William had scruples. The same methods used on Constance could not be applied to Anne without drawing suspicion. Not that he didn’t have plans to deal with any unfortunate conceptions - William simply could not be allowed more children at this late phase. It was kinder for the girl too, this way. Trempwick put aside the heel of bread he’d been eating, appetite killed. Thirteen-year-old brides were distasteful in all regards. More so when handed to an ordeal such as this little queen’s. But on the other hand, an older bride could have caused him more difficulty.
He sipped more of his ale. It was now time to strengthen the guard on John’s widow and brat. They were safely imprisoned – by royal command, no less – in one of his northern castles. No threat to him. But fools may get ideas of rescue, to use the bratling to their own gain. It had royal blood to weakly counter Nell’s …
Trempwick pushed away from the table and began to make his way slowly towards his study to begin the day’s work. On his arrival he found the documents he had intended to go over did not appeal to him; nor did sitting down, even to think.
He stood at the window, looking out over the dawn-lit country. Something else bothered him. Something elusive. Something … intangible. Something with no solid basis. No evidence. No grounds to begin work. No reason. But something none the less. A familiar something.
Nell.
There was something about her … Something so very elusive.
One step at a time, he reminded himself. First marry her. Then bring her home. Then regain whatever had been lost, while bringing into play new advantages and controls. And in all this continue to weaken the bastard stealthily. The bastard was the threat here. Nell had been wayward before; he had compensated, disarmed and then rectified the situation every time. This would be no different. Needs must he wait, as he had on occasion before. But he was patient.
When the last of the hanging was unrolled - with Fulk supporting one end and Hawise the other - and she saw what her brother had given her Eleanor took a sharp intake of breath.
Hugh asked, “Something wrong?”
“No,” she replied. “Only I did not expect … this.”
Fulk leaned forward to look awkwardly at the picture, and Eleanor could all but hear him thinking, “Interesting choice for a man to send his sister …”
The hanging showed a scene that was really nothing extraordinary; one found illuminating many manuscripts, and hanging in various forms on walls throughout the realm. A handsome youth teasingly pulled his ladylove towards a forest, letters near his head making him proclaim “For our love …” The lady was proving stubborn, and was saying “I dare not.”
“It was my mother’s,” Eleanor explained to her two curious aides, “from her bedchamber. I remember it better than her, I think.” A preoccupied woman who hadn’t really cared for her daughter’s company; that much Eleanor remembered far better than face or voice. The hanging perhaps remained memorable because it centred in a visit that had been different to the normal awkward questions and stiff silences. For reasons she didn’t remember she had asked about the hanging, and had received an answer she hadn’t really understood. “She said it showed damnation, whichever way things went.” Then she had been sent away back to her nurse, visit curtailed with none of the usual warning and half the enquiries into her education omitted.
Hugh clasped his hands at the small of his back, and explained, “Until recently it still hung as it did in her lifetime, but our new queen did not find it to her taste, and replaced it with an embroidery of Tristan and Iseult. I thought you might appreciate it; to the best of my knowledge you have nothing of hers.”
“No, you are right. Thank you, Hugh.” Behind her properly grateful facade Eleanor was busy wondering what other motives her brother could have. The most glaring was not at all welcome – that Hugh was foisting a reminder of correct behaviour on her. As if she needed it! Thanks to Hawise, and the various visits by Anne and her maids, Constance and her maids, Hugh, Hugh’s old tutor, and Aveline’s now thankfully limited manifestations Eleanor was in no danger of ever managing to even wave at a man from the opposite side of the inner bailey without it becoming known. ‘I dare not’ didn’t suit her anyway; ‘I cannot’, ‘I will not’, and ‘Let go before I skewer you!’ all felt more appropriate, depending on whether it was Fulk, Trempwick, or some fool with delusions.
Hugh indicated another, far smaller furled hanging on the table where his squire had set it before being dismissed. “There is the other you asked me for. You are quite fortunate; we only have one with this particular theme in our inventory here. It is not a theme which finds much favour in our family, understandably. Still, I did promise whatever reasonable aid and goods you required in furnishing your new home.”
“Thank you, Hugh,” repeated Eleanor. Again, his apparent kindness was twofaced. She had been given the right wing of the nursery come guest house; the two ground floor rooms she had occupied previously and the two above that Aveline had formerly occupied, plus control over the staircase and building’s outer door. She had taken up residence at the palace, as simple as that, and whether she liked it or not. She did not like. At least Aveline and Juliana had been moved over to a tower room in the outer bailey; that was some small bonus.
The room which had originally been the main nursery room, and had acted as her improvised solar, was now being converted to her own very pale imitation of a main hall. As it lacked any hall like properties it had been dubbed the main room instead; a decidedly under whelming label that fitted the atmosphere of the room well. A sizeable trestle table and two benches had been moved in to fill the centre of the room. Given the lack of a high table she had been given a chair to place at the head of the common trestle. This did not mean she had escaped the nightly chore of dining with ceremony over in the main hall, and she was expected to take her lunch there most days too. Hugh had taken advantage of the occasion, and now placed her with a different dining partner each meal. His choices worried Eleanor without exception – they were all suitable, eligible men.
Her original bedchamber was now her solar. The bed had been dismantled and moved to her new bedchamber. A second chair had been sent to join the existing one, and a pair of small tables now displayed her tafl set and the chess set Constance had gifted her. A couple of stools provided extra seating. In truth she had been glad to leave this room; it held too many unpleasant memories. Only partially obscured by the rushes were several clumps of dark stains on the floorboards; her blood, soaked in and indelible, a testament to what she had suffered to try and escape being given to Trempwick.
The two upstairs rooms were very simple. The smaller outer room, leading off from the passageway at the top of the stairs, was currently empty aside from a narrow bed for Fulk. Fulk’s squire was supposed to be moving all of his armour and belongings over to this new room sometime today. Once the move was complete Fulk would lose his original room at the palace, though he hadn’t used it since being transferred to her household.
The second upstairs room was her new bedchamber, and it was currently rather bare. She had the usual large curtained bed, and a pallet rested in one corner near the door for Hawise. There were a few chests for clothes and the like, but they were mostly empty thanks to Eleanor’s small wardrobe. A small table and low-backed chair were pushed into the corner next to the lone window with its dismal view of the inner curtain wall.
In all four rooms Eleanor had been busy ordering items she did not like removed. That included the all too common hangings of hunting scenes. Hugh had promised her whatever she wanted, within reason, and that had been no small source of grim amusement for her. It was not many who were given such licence to decorate their prisons.
She had also been given a pair of guards to stand just inside the door to watch the stairs and admit visitors, and to provide protection in Fulk’s absence, giving him chance to resume his weapons practice on two mornings each week. They came ready equipped with arms and livery; and been given a gooseberry badge to wear. At Hugh’s request they had sworn allegiance to her, and been officially transferred to her. Eleanor had briskly placed them under Fulk’s command, and left him to sort out details like who was supposed to be on guard when. Fulk’s squire would move over also; he would sleep down in the main hall along with the off duty door guard. Fortunately the boy would only be present when Fulk needed him, or at night time, and the guards would be elsewhere when off duty during the day. The last thing Eleanor wanted was extra pairs of suspect eyes.
Before he had left Trempwick had cancelled the agreement between Eleanor and her brother regarding pay for her servants, and now she had two extra men to pay. Hugh had, without prompting, offered her new terms. Until their father returned he would grant her an allowance of four pounds monthly, to be paid in weekly instalments from his own purse, again subject to her doing as he wished. It was a very generous offer, so long as Eleanor did not allow herself to remember how much she should be worth. He had given her this week’s funds right away, and the locked ironbound chest was stashed safely under her bed. Eleanor was almost alarmed to find that now she had a tangible income at long last she did not know what to do with it, aside from paying owed wages.
Eleanor dispatched Fulk and Hawise to hang the embroidery in her bedchamber. To Hugh she said, “I was thinking of going for a ride this afternoon.”
“I regret that is quite impossible,” he replied, without hesitation.
“Why? The weather is reasonable, and I have little else to do.”
“It is not possible this afternoon. Another day, perhaps.”
“Hugh, you owe me a little honesty, given what we do.” He kept a very stony silence. “Then let me be honest for you. You do not trust me. You want to keep me safely by, with much less chance to do anything undesired.”
Hugh’s nose wrinkled; he reached up and scratched it, more to cover his reaction than out of any real itch, Eleanor believed. “You are my sister, my flesh and blood. It is perfectly good and fitting that I trust you.”
“Then you are quite the fool – in your shoes I would not trust me either.”
Hugh ducked his head, but not before she saw him biting at his lower lip. Almost immediately he looked back up again. “Is it always going to be so?” he demanded, sounding more overwrought than truly angry. “Can I never find the right path? Ever since you arrived I cannot; every possibility leads to that which I strive to avoid.”
“It is the same for me.” Eleanor perched on the bench before the trestle table, and was alarmed to feel it bend a little under her slight weight. “Here I am, resuming the life I struggled so hard to avoid, having betrayed my mentor. A prisoner in a gilded cage, shut away in this overly busy palace with nothing useful to do, playing proper princess, and waiting for others to decide the bulk of my fate. And the alternative was worse.” She noticed her skirt was hooked on a splinter; she freed it, and plucked the sliver of wood free of the bench, placing it on the table for disposal later. “Incidentally, this bench is rotten and needs attention.”
Hugh sat himself down next to her so heavily Eleanor feared the planking would split and dump them both on the floor. Hugh sank his head into his hands, all his customary imperiousness gone. “No, I do not trust you, which makes me an undutiful brother and makes adverse assertions about the condition of our family, and so that does indeed mean I lied previously, which in turn makes me less than commendable. Either I lie and do my utmost to be as I should, or I am honest and do harm that way instead. I am contemptible. I should be above this, far better than this. All the more so because of who and what I am.”
Eleanor placed a hand on her brother’s hunched shoulder. “There is nothing for me to say that you do not already know, I think.”
“You are right; there is not.” He raised his head again and let his hands drop noisily to his lap. “It only seems to me that a king needs far more to be a good man than any other. I struggle even to be a good prince. It appears the two are mutually exclusive. But if you change how you measure then …” He faltered, then after a time continued, “Good is good. You cannot measure it in other ways, and to make allowances and pass petty evils as acceptable is to defeat yourself just as surely as when you try to reconcile the two.”
Hawise and Fulk returned before Eleanor could find a suitable reply.
Hugh rose as soon as they appeared. “I must go; I have much which requires my attention. Please do notify me if you require anything more.”
“I shall,” said Eleanor, also getting to her feet. “Thank you, brother dear.”
A short while after Hugh left Hawise excused herself quietly and slipped off to the privy.
The opportunity was not to be missed; it was the first such in a couple of days. Eleanor instructed Fulk, “Come and use your height to put that other embroidery up. I pay you; I do not see why I should not wring every bit of practical use out of you.”
Fulk collected the rolled up hanging and followed her through to the solar.
Eleanor wandered slowly about the room, working her way around to the blind spot behind the door. She pointed at the wall just to the right of the fireplace where there was already a set of hooks in place from an old tapestry she had removed. “Hang it there.”
Fulk stood on tiptoe and worked the embroidery’s loops over the hooks. As the hanging unrolled he found himself nose to nose with a man holding an axe. He finished struggling to hang the picture, then stepped back to get a better look, joining her in the blind spot. He gave a low whistle. “Saint Jude; patron of lost and impossible causes, and desperate situations.” Far quieter he added, “Sounds like he was sainted just for you, dear gooseberry.”
Eleanor grinned. “Oh, I doubt I am quite that important. But I did think it very fitting, and if it invokes a little assistance …”
Fulk swiftly pulled something out of his scrip; he pressed a little square of folded parchment into her hand. Eleanor smoothly tucked it into the tight fitting sleeve of her underdress. The entire exchange took only seconds.
Eleanor was trying to decide how exactly to proceed with phase 2 of her plan when Fulk helpfully solved the problem for her. “Very nice, Sir Lancelot,” she murmured when the kiss ended, before leading the second foray herself.
“Does that make you Guinevere?”
She laughed quietly. “Why not? I am wearing a suitable dress.”
An all together too short time later Eleanor broke away. “We had best go back, before someone comes.” She ran a hand over her hair, checking his light touch hadn’t disrupted the braid. “What do you think of Hawise,” she asked abruptly.
“Seems decent enough; I’ve not seen anything that makes me doubtful. But that probably means little.”
Eleanor returned to the main room, hoping she looked suitably serene. Hawise re-emerged a minute or so afterwards, by which time Eleanor had made her choice. “Come with me,” she requested of them both, going out the door the maid had just come in by, and heading up to her new bedchamber.
Once they had all arrived Eleanor said, “Shut the door.” Hawise did so. Fulk sat himself down on the only chair and leaned back with his elbows resting on the small table. Eleanor settled on her bed, leaving only Hawise standing. The maid clasped her hands in front of herself and waited quietly.
“Trempwick says I should trust you; what do you make of that?” Eleanor watched Hawise closely to glean every drip of information from this she could. If Trempwick said Hawise was trustworthy than she could not be working for anyone but him, if she spied at all.
The maid cocked her head to one side. “What should I?”
“That is what I am interested in.”
“I should be pleased,” replied Hawise eventually.
“But you are not?”
Another pause. “No.”
“Do you know who he is?”
“Your future husband; the Earl of Northumberland.”
“And the king’s spymaster.”
Even surprised Hawise was quiet and inconspicuous. “That does explain a bit …”
“But it does not alter the value you place on his judgement of you?” enquired Eleanor mildly.
“No.” The maid’s downcast eyes rose to meet Eleanor’s. “Forgive me, but I don’t like him.”
“Really?” Eleanor cocked an eyebrow. “And why is that?”
“I don’t like the way he looked at me when you weren’t watching; it made me feel like he was weighing me up to see if I was what he wanted. I have no intention of being anyone’s mistress.” Hawise shrugged. “But from what you say I must have misunderstood his reasons.”
Eleanor could already guess at several different answers to that Trempwick might come up with; all plausible, and probably even honest. Trempwick would never be so daft as to cast longing looks at other women while she was present. He would have been assessing the maid, bolstering reported opinion with his own. So the importance – and dilemma - lay in Hawise telling her this. It could be a ploy to win trust, or to distance Hawise from Trempwick, if she was indeed in his employ. Or it could be simple honesty, and Eleanor found she was leaning towards believing that. “He is gone now, but if this happens again, tell me.”
Hawise inclined her head.
The second part of her choice made, Eleanor hopped off the bed and rummaged around in the bottom of one of her clothing chests. She produced her two wrist knives from their hiding place, and held them up so the maid could see them. “Noticed these before?”
Hawise’s earlier surprised returned, bringing shock and a kind of ill horror with it. “No.”
Eleanor passed one blade to the maid, who gingerly accepted it when the princess continued to hold it out insistently. “That particular blade gutted a bandit,” she said cheerfully.
Hawise nearly dropped the knife but fortunately didn’t, displaying again the self-possession and presence of mind Eleanor was beginning to hold a healthy appreciation for. She held onto it loosely, with as little of her in contact with the hilt as possible, as if it were still sticky with blood. This provoked a grin from Fulk, who continued to watch the scene with inconspicuous interest.
“The other one did not do much in that particular fight,” continued Eleanor. “I threw it and the target inconsiderately dodged.”
“But ... but how!?” exclaimed Hawise, managing to be softly spoken even in that. “How any of this? Why? Another attempt on your life, like the poison?”
“Not exactly; it was a mission, and things got unexpectedly exciting.” Eleanor sat back down on her bed, enjoying her maid’s reaction to all this. It was the first time Hawise had been anything other than gravely composed. “Trempwick is the king’s spymaster; I am his student. That requires some field experience.”
Hawise’s eyes fairly popped out. “But you’re a princess!”
“It is quite a long story, but suffice it to say my family are not best pleased about it, and it is the main reason I am so poverty stricken, and so on. I annoyed my beloved regal ancestor entirely too much, and this is the result. Trempwick saw talent, he asked for me, and in a fit of pique the crowned one agreed to hand me over. It is also the reason I am marrying Trempwick instead of someone more suitable. Well, a part of the reason, the rest mostly being to do with my rather …worn condition, and very famous refusal to accept the more suitable candidates pushed at me.”
Hawise blinked a few times. “Beloved regal … who?”
“Beloved regal ancestor: my father.” Eleanor waved a hand airily. “Also known as the arse in the crown, or that damned man, or whatever else I find fitting.” Her mood became a good deal more serious. “Having you in my company so often blocks me from doing much of anything, unless you are complicit. I cannot be rid of you, so my choice is rather limited. Complicit you will have to be.”
Hawise processed all this, and proved Eleanor’s increasing confidence well founded when she did not waste time asking silly questions or protesting disbelief. She instead drew a conclusion with admirable speed and logic, and acted upon it. “Then Fulk’s period as your bodyguard …?”
Fulk sat up and rested his left hand on the hilt of his sword. “It was a busy half year.”
Eleanor smiled at her maid. “By the way, this means you know something others never should, so if you look suspect I am afraid you will end up more than a little dead. I do hope you took that oath seriously.”
Hawise nodded dumbly.
“Well, it seems best it we get right to the core of the matter.” Eleanor took hold of Hawise’s wrist and adjusted her grip on the knife’s hilt. “Hold it like that, unless you want it knocked from your hand before you can do anything.” She took the knife back and returned it to its twin. “First thing is first; we shall have to get you a blade or two and teach you to use them.”
“Me? Weapons!? But-”
“Better to have and not need than to need and not have,” said Eleanor sternly. She turned to Fulk. “You will find something suitable. I think we shall have to forego the wrist sheathes; they are too unusual, and having them made here will attract notice.”
Fulk ran an appraising eye over Hawise. “An ordinary ballock should do nicely, one with a very slender blade and hilt. They usually come with a belt loop that’d be easy to use to fasten the dagger to a limb, so long as a second strap was added to the bottom of the case to stop it flapping about. Or something smaller, which could go in a pocket sewn into her skirts?”
“Whichever you think best. You will also teach her to use it, and I shall resume my unarmed combat. We never did get beyond the basics.”
“As you like.”
“Secondly,” Eleanor began to fasten her right knife in place, “I can finally arm myself again. You see? Already my situation improves because I no longer need to work around you.” A bit of fiddling with small buckles later and she folded her outer sleeve down to hide the weapon. “There; now you know why I have a penchant for this old fashion.”
“You told me to get most of my new clothes in the same style,” said Hawise, “but I doubt this was why.”
“Yes; I grow rather weary of being the only one dressed like this. Hopefully they will be done soon; you did place heavy emphasis on who was paying for them, as I instructed?”
“Yes. The first set may be done for tomorrow. They promised all possible speed.”
“Good.” Eleanor rubbed her hands together and cracked her knuckles. “I doubt this is what Trempwick had in mind, but I quite like the idea of having a henchmaid.”
And if Hawise had already been trained then it should show in some slight, hard to hide ways. If she only spied then perhaps this could be the key to proving it.
Later, safely alone in her bedchamber thanks to an imaginary headache, Eleanor read Fulk’s note.
Never thought I’d be writing in the middle of the night to my own wife when she’s in the next room …
Don’t erupt into one of your charming spurts of temper. Do read this properly. Please don’t kill me.
Knowing you, you will always be more careful with what’s mine than what’s yours, simply because it’s mine. I’m sure that by now your admirably sharp mind has a good idea of what I am about to say. Your lands, money, and so on – keep them. I don’t care about them. You I’m keeping, and I expect you to look after my property. If this is the only way to get my point home, so be it. I don’t like dented gooseberries, and you risk yourself far too easily.
So consider it an order: take good care of my property. I’m not in the habit of giving orders often – I’m entirely too sensible - but when I do I expect to be obeyed.
Eleanor read it several more times until she had it memorised, then consigned it to the fire. She sat watching it burn. “And to think I accused him of being sensible,” she grumbled.
The note reduced down to ash and a small scrap of a blackened corner. Eleanor used the poker to destroy even that remnant and disperse the ashes.
Several minutes of hard internal battle later, and she fetched writing equipment from the small set intended for use in contacting Trempwick in secret if needed. Quickly she inked her message.
Yes, my lord. Take the lands too, if we ever get chance.
A moment’s thought, and she added a second line.
And stop gaping in surprise! It makes you look like a moonstruck calf!
Marriage had been her idea, and she had known very well what it meant. She had trusted Fulk not to abuse his powers, and trust him she still did. She had never expected, or wanted, him to give up everything which should be his, and she would not baulk at the first instance of his using what she had given him.
Now she only had to find chance to pass the message along.
Jocelyn lay back on his new back, arms crossed behind his head, watching as his wife pasted honey over his flank. He opened his mouth to pass comment on how he’d normally enjoy this, but she pre-empted him. “Don’t even think about it! Keep your foul thoughts to yourself.”
“Tildis, dear, I’ve got a hole shot in my side. I’ve a slight fever. My poor mind aches with all that’s happened and what it means. Really, I’ve no resources left to think up comments just to annoy you!”
She splattered more honey onto his wound with a bad-tempered flick of her spoon. “Idiot!”
“Thank you, Tildis. At this point be thankful I can’t reach to hit you without sitting up and hurting myself.”
“It’s true – if you’d got yourself killed then were would your family be? The children would end up as wards, and you know-”
“Oh, do shut up!” said Jocelyn vociferously. His side twinged at the effort required, then settled back to its usually steadily burning ache. “I was an envoy – I wasn’t supposed to be shot at. I wasn’t even fighting.”
“Supposed is all very well, but there’s a dirty great hole in your side!” Richildis slapped a linen pad over the honey covered wound, drawing an involuntary groan from her husband.
“Saint Valentine on a swaybacked donkey! She moans about my being hurt, then tries to finish me off! It wasn’t my fault - I was nice and polite, and trying to get our new castle handed over without damage, but then the pisspot shot me without warning or reason.”
She picked up the roll of clean bandage. “Sit up,” she ordered briskly. Jocelyn held the pad in place with one hand and struggled into sitting position. Richildis began to swath his midsection in linen.
“Tildis, if I die then you’ll find there’s a bit in my will you’ll like. I’ve set aside enough for you to buy wardship of our children and the right to marry – or not – as you please. So please, stop your damned complaining.”
She froze, but didn’t look up at him. “You never said anything …”
“Of course not.” Jocelyn wheezed out something that was meant to be a laugh. “I’m not an idiot. I’ve no intention of being murdered so my wife can replace me with some damned effeminate troubadour.”
“You know, sometimes you actually manage to be likeable. Almost.” Richildis fastened off the bandaging with a precise knot. “There. It’ll need changing in three hours.”
He started to struggle into his shirt. “Then I’ll expect you to come running, all eager and filled with new found charity to do so.” His voice was muffled by the linen shrouding his face. After watching dispassionately for a short time Richildis gave the material a good yank so he finally got his head through the neck hole. He beamed at her. “Very nice; well done! Now try for two in a row and give me a hand with my tunic.”
She picked up his discarded tunic and stood holding it by the shoulders. “The words you are looking for are, ‘Can you help me, please?’”
“Didn’t I just say that?” he growled. Richildis dangled the tunic just out of his reach, and didn’t make a move to help him. He sighed, and grated out in a very flat tone, “Fine. Can you help me. Please.”
“Now I’m almost impressed.”
“Don’t push your luck,” he warned, as she dumped the woollen garment over his head and upraised arms. He stood up to settle the tunic in place, and reached for his belt.
Richildis immediately objected, “You’re not wearing that.”
“I’m not wandering about like some ninny without a belt!”
“It’ll chafe the wound.”
“Not if you’ve dressed it properly.” He buckled the belt into place and tried not to wince at the first touch of pressure on his side.
Richildis flung up her hands. “Fine - kill yourself. I don’t suppose it matters.”
“You should be happy I’ve such faith in your bandaging skills.”
“You should be happy I’m trying to keep you all in one piece.” They glared at each other. Jocelyn started towards the door. “Where you do think you’re going?” she demanded.
“To see the king, see if anything’s changed.”
She scuttled around in front of him and flung herself against the door to block his path. “He’s as good as dead; forget him. Rest, heal, and concentrate on solidifying our position.”
“Tildis-”
“I only arrived not even half an hour ago, and the first I heard was that the king was dying. The second was that you were wounded. Soon as I heard that I came running to your side, like a fool.” The last part was so bitterly said Jocelyn shivered. “I’ve little idea what’s happened, Jocelyn.”
Jocelyn stepped away from the door and sat back down on his bed. With a scowl he undid his belt and tossed it to one side; damned thing was too uncomfortable. “Don’t even think about crowing about how you were right,” he warned her.
“I wasn’t going to.”
“Makes a change.” He lay down, and gave a small sigh of relief as the pain lessened somewhat. “I went to play envoy to Yves at the king’s command; he shot me out of hand. His men didn’t like that; they loved their lives too much to want to die for him, sensible people that they were. So they picked him up and dropped him over the ramparts; the fall killed him, obviously – it’d take a miracle not to.” Jocelyn rubbed his forehead, eyes closed against the memory of Yves’ ruined body. “So that’s how all that bit happened, in a nutshell.” Jocelyn squinted up at his wife, and patted the bed next to his uninjured side. “Come and join me-”
“I’ve got a headache,” she claimed, quick as lightening.
He grimaced. “So have I, and mine’s actually real. But I suppose I should be flattered you think me capable, despite the neat little hole and feverishness and all. Since I’m not going anywhere I’m going to get some sleep, and I sleep better if I’m not alone.”
“Yes; I’d noticed that,” she said witheringly.
Jocelyn raised himself up on his elbows. “Does it bother you?” he demanded. “Because it seems I can’t bloody win! God’s third toe on his left foot! Half the time you even tell me to go bother someone else, and you’ve never given me reason not to.”
“All these years and you finally ask. Yes, it bothers me. It bothers me that the entire county is busy laughing at me for being so useless you’d rather be in any bed but mine, despite my looks-”
“Who says that?” asked Jocelyn indignantly. “I’ll enlighten them as to my views on damaging a lady’s name, and then break their legs.”
Richildis folded her arms. “How is it you manage to be lamentably crude and almost likeable at the same time?”
“Natural talent.” He flopped back down to lie comfortably on his back; he buried a yawn in the back of his hand. “Never say I’m not a generous and reasonable man, Tildis, and I’m more than sick of this constant fighting. Besides, circumstances require a working partnership, if we’re to stand much of a chance of holding what’s ours. How about this: so long as you give me reason I’ll not stray unless I’m away for a week or more, but only if I’m given reason. I’m not fond of frostbite, especially not in such sensitive and delicate regions.”
“So in order to save my name I’ve got to find some way to welcome you forcing yourself on me without any consideration whenever you feel like it? Well, I’m not quite sure how one resigns oneself to something unpleasant, messy and discomforting-”
“Yes, thank you – I’ve heard more than enough complaining on my tried, true and very popular abilities as a lover, thank you very much! But you have to do more than just lie there – it takes two, you know.”
“If we’re bargaining, then you will stop swearing and blaspheming all the time. And stop trying to drag me into perverted practises – I’m not a dog, and if I wanted to ride something I’d get my horse! If I have to confess it in church then I’m not interested.”
Jocelyn felt the blood rush to his face. “Then you can stop acting like a leper every time I get within arm’s reach of you! And no more sneering over my reading and writing, and all that, and no more sighing over some crap poem or other in a broad hint that you want someone to write similar nonsense about you! And don’t keep blaming me for everything that goes wrong or you don’t like!”
“You can stop yelling at me every time something irritates you-”
“Likewise,” interjected Jocelyn.
They glared at each other again.
Jocelyn let his head roll back and closed his eyes, and remarked sourly, “Bloody – er, jolly good start this is.” He was too damned weary for yet more bickering, and perhaps it showed, because the expected retort never came.
“We have a deal; let us abide by it.” Richildis finally bowed to his earlier request, and joined him on the bed. “So, the king?”
Jocelyn slipped an arm around her and pulled her close. As usual she resisted, but before he could remind her of their bargain she acquiesced. “He went hunting yesterday. I wasn’t there, but I heard about it from others. They found a king stag, so naturally he took it. He speared the animal, a good kill by all accounts. But the stag barged sideways; he couldn’t really have avoided it. The horse got gored along its belly, and the stag tangled in its hooves. It went down. The king jumped clear, but landed badly; he broke his collar bone and hit his head. He’s got a gashed scalp and a lump the size of an egg right here,” Jocelyn tapped the side of his head, just above his ear.
He wet his parched lips with the tip of his tongue. “He was unconscious for a few hours, then he woke up, but he was so groggy and disoriented I don’t think he even knew he was awake, if you follow that. He was only awake for a few moments; he went to sleep. Somehow he was kicked in the ribs; there’s a cut a hand span long, right like this,” Jocelyn traced a line running across his ribs from low down on his right flank up to the middle of his front, getting close to his breastbone. “It was so deep you could see bone. He’s broken several ribs under it, but none were driven into his lungs. Now he’s in a raging fever, completely delirious, and that’s what will most likely kill him. Could have happened to anyone, and he wouldn’t be the only king to die this way. Hunting’s a dangerous sport.”
More resigned than relieved Richildis said, “So it looks like Thierry won’t be going to England, after all.”
“No, and somehow I’ve got to hold Tourraine together when I’m wounded myself, and have only been a day in power.” He yawned. “This while the king’s in my new castle, possibly dying.”
“What will happen now?”
“Pretty much as you’d expect.” Jocelyn let his head loll to one side to rest his cheek on the top of her head. He felt very tired now, and his eyes were so hot and aching they felt unbearable unless he closed them. “People are praying for his return to health endlessly, whatever good that might do. If it’s God’s will he dies he’ll die, if not he will live, and no amount of pleading on our part will alter that. We’re doing what we can to keep word quiet to delay the inevitable trouble, and we’ve sent a trusted messenger to England. Castle stocks are being replenished - I need you to take control over that, also to start winning over the town so they’ll stand with me. Yves’ men are being trained until they drop; they weren’t in too good condition, thanks to his usual negligence. I’ve got riders out summoning my new vassals to come and pay homage,” he was interrupted by another yawn, “and I’ve already received some oaths of loyalty. I want you to play countess at them …” Finishing that seemed too much effort for someone as tired as he was, so Jocelyn went to sleep instead.
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12 pages, and some Happenings.
I found a few computer kinks left to work out with my Big Hammer(TM), but I think I saw off the last of them a couple of days ago.
You always write battle scenes very well, Monk. It works for the tale you are telling too, and that's perhaps harder to do than it sounds. Many stories with a lot of action seem to either lose focus or get repetitive, IMO, but as far as I've read (not completely up to date, but hoping to go on another reading binge soon ...) you have avoided that.
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