I got permission from BKS to start a jive room. BTW, if you don't know what jive is, go see airplane, now
I'll start (no swearing)
What dem honkies doin' in dis ere hood, brudas?
(I'll translate this one) What are those white guys doing in this here neighborhood, brothers?
-Capo
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Classic jive from airplane:
Hey Holm, I can dig it You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man
Translation:Yes, he is wrong for doing that
Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man.
Translation:
Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice
And my personal fav:
You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Translation:
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
And not forgetting the ordering of a steak is:
Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.
Heres more jive
DROP DEM NIKES OFF YO ARSE BEFORE I BLAST YOU MUTHA [CENSORED]
Translation
I admire your fasionable running shoes
-Capo
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Do you guys really know what jive is and where it comes from. It was around long before airplane. st of all its a type of music starting from the early 1900s. Heres a site about it Jive Squirrel nut zippers and the Brian Setzer Band would be modern examples. I guess you could call jive talking the predeccessor to Ebonics. Personally I like Loui Prima
Fighting for Truth , Justice and the American way
Actually, I got the name from Airplane but I always assumed it was the way those black hippies from the 70s talked.
-Capo
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
I gotta get my mum in this ...shed p*ss her pants
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
EY BABY JUMP IN MA LOW RIDER AND ROTATE DEM TYRES
Translation: Lets go for a ride, shall we?
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it."
ah, the ebonics lanugage lesson funnyjunk.com
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Ah, yes, that was funny.
-Capo
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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