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Quote[/b] (English assassin @ July 19 2004,14:38)]This is only going to make sense in the UK sorry:


David Beckham is the guest speaker at a management seminar. He steps up to the podium and begins his speech.

They're small and minty and keep my breath fresh for up to two hours, and to Victoria's delight they're only two calories.

The audience looks stunned, when a small voice from the side of the podium whispers:-

No David, you're here to talk about tactics.
Great. There are many, many beckham jokes, but that is up there with the best, made me really laugh.