Come on folks, stop torturing the Junior Patrons with your I was promoted in x days... stories. Have some pity on them

Besides, the number of days isn't a good measure as often it is a matter of timing - someone joins a few hours before we put out the list vs someone who joins just after we put out a once a week list. The record for fastest promotion was with one post - but it was a beautifully constructed post with an in depth discussion on the topic. It was one of those you read and go wow when you are done. Alas, I can't tell you who that was or what the post was about - I lost my records and the darn search function is disabled.