Vote for who would win the fight if old Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit today This, however, is no ordinary rabbit but a FOUR FOOT LONG RABBIT
See the rabbit here
A continental giant rabbit, only two years old, that weighs in at 27 pounds Also, the fight will be on dry land, so the rabbit doesn't have to launch an amphibious assualt on Jimmy Carter's rowboat, and Jimmy will NOT have an oar this time.
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Does the rabbit have Apollo Creed as a trainer?
Why Carter?
BTW: this is a monster not a rabbit
no blood no foul
Why Carter? Well, this isn't the first time Jimmy has fought a rabbit. When he was President and fishing in a rowboat of some type, he saw this animal swimming towards him in the water. So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him.
So this is fight #2 for the rabbit species and Jimmy
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
The rabbit wins in 4.
Carter is too old to last any longer, so he cedes the fight after four rounds. The dry ground enables the rabbit to dodge, and Carter's lack of an oar forces him to chase the rabbit around till he tires out.
mfberg
It is not complete until the overwieght female vocalizes.
Pinky : Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain : The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Bah, that rabbit ain't so tough.
Well, you never know what a rabbit might do to you...Originally Posted by [b
Quote[/b] (Crazed Rabbit @ July 21 2004,11:23)]So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him.
Uhm ... sorry for the blurry picture but I'm sure many people will recognize this menacing white fuzz.
LOL monty python that is the best motny python movie
the rabit will win
Formerly ceasar010
hee-hee
Jimmy's down 7-1
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
HA Jimmy will bite off that rabbit's head
Damn that is a huge rabbit.
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