Jimmy Carter vs. The Rabbit

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View Poll Results: Jimmy Carter vs. The Rabbit - Fight #2: Payback

The 4 foot long, 27 pound Rabbit 9 75.00%

Jimmy Carter 1 8.33%

GAH! 2 16.67%

Voters: 12. This poll is closed

Crazed Rabbit 03:24 07-21-2004

Vote for who would win the fight if old Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit today This, however, is no ordinary rabbit but a FOUR FOOT LONG RABBIT
See the rabbit here
A continental giant rabbit, only two years old, that weighs in at 27 pounds Also, the fight will be on dry land, so the rabbit doesn't have to launch an amphibious assualt on Jimmy Carter's rowboat, and Jimmy will NOT have an oar this time.

RisingSun 05:22 07-21-2004

Does the rabbit have Apollo Creed as a trainer?

Hetman_Koronny 08:43 07-21-2004

Why Carter?

BTW: this is a monster not a rabbit

Crazed Rabbit 17:23 07-21-2004

Why Carter? Well, this isn't the first time Jimmy has fought a rabbit. When he was President and fishing in a rowboat of some type, he saw this animal swimming towards him in the water. So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him.

So this is fight #2 for the rabbit species and Jimmy

Crazed Rabbit

mfberg 18:27 07-21-2004

The rabbit wins in 4.

Carter is too old to last any longer, so he cedes the fight after four rounds. The dry ground enables the rabbit to dodge, and Carter's lack of an oar forces him to chase the rabbit around till he tires out.

mfberg

RisingSun 07:02 07-22-2004

Bah, that rabbit ain't so tough.

Ser Clegane 12:50 07-22-2004

Originally Posted by [b:
Quote[/b] (Crazed Rabbit @ July 21 2004,11:23)]So, he did what any of us would do if we saw a swimming creature the size of a rabbit in the water, namely he took his oar and beat the snot out of the swimming rabbit. The fate of that poor rabbit is unknown. He later said the rabbit attacked him.

Well, you never know what a rabbit might do to you...

Uhm ... sorry for the blurry picture but I'm sure many people will recognize this menacing white fuzz.

scooter_the_shooter 16:38 07-22-2004

LOL monty python that is the best motny python movie

the rabit will win

Crazed Rabbit 00:32 07-23-2004

hee-hee
Jimmy's down 7-1

Crazed Rabbit

son of spam 04:20 07-23-2004

HA Jimmy will bite off that rabbit's head

Damn that is a huge rabbit.

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