frst of, y u stupd peeps angri abot da history? history sux! I dnt no bout a kelt, wht's dat? the other games were way to hrd, i contuned playing my SuperKillers 5000! can we build machine guns? that'd be kool! and da caltuplts, wow! I WNT DA ELPHANTS TO HAVE NAKED GURLS, DUDE!

Sorry, I'm no good at making up newbies sayings, since I always ignore them any way. :