To help pass the time!

[SeveredSoul]

Good thread

Thank God I F0uN|) T|-|][s PlAc3 F][rSt.

Man I hate typing or just reading that 1337 CRAP. 6 years of CS made me wanna' get into that game and just hit the console and type /kill

"Terrosists Win."

GAH!



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[Blodrast]

hey, oaty: I dunno about n00bish, but definitely funny
faisal: R0FL

keep it up d00dz

Edit: btw, I believe froggy might have a point; we don't have nearly enough comments on boobs; wtf kind of noobs are we if among all of us only one mentions boobs ?? and that's a frog ! uhm, i mean, a girl ...erm, i mean...well, you know what i mean.

[frogbeastegg]

I think everyone who posts here should get a degree in 'n00bish as a foreign language'.

Blodrast is right, you lot are a bunch of slackers! Everyone knows that n00bs have a certain obsession with CGI females! I was expecting at least two posts asking which female RTW character was the da h0tz!!1! You people are just too mature for this n00bish topic

Valid alternatives also include comparing RTW female models to female characters from games like FFX-2, Tomb Raider and Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball. Commenting of whether the models have realistic jiggle or not is also n00bish.

You also lose points for missing the oppertunity to make a l33t comment about how "teh scr3aming w0m3nz will really be scr3aming wh3n th3y s33 my k1t ;) LolOlollooll!!!!11!!1 Im da manz!!!!1!!1!"

The things a frog has to suffer through when reading most game sites, the horror! The horror!

[Kongamato]

Well, from what I'm reading here, the .com has turned into a beachhead for the masses of ego-tripping, eye-candy-loving f00ls known as the Pizzaface Legion. It'll be a hard task, but the Intellectual Insurgency of Totalwar veterans and history buffs can claim a victory if they are able to maintain a sense of order and prestige until Half-Life 2 comes out. The Legion will crawl back into the woodwork of FPS that they came from and when they get bored with FPS again they'll all go play Battle for Middle-Earth. The purity of the Total War community will be restored.

[R'as al Ghul]

Hi Ladies!

God! All those n00bie posts!? What's this place?
Anyways did you see the units at the .com?
Completely unhistoric if you ask me. The shields, helmets
and weapons, they got it all wrong. Lol and the egyptian faction is the best.
Do they ever look into history books over at CA?
Whatever, you n00bs wouldn't understand me anyway.
I'll better post at the .com again.

[Monk]

"Omfg did youz guyz s33 th47 EL3PH4N7?!????!!!!!111

WheNs tHiS g4mz is Ou7 i'll cruSh 4ll YOu P4tyhetic RoM3s meNs and carthis uS3rs becuz you all SuXor! I R 1337 H4XoR! HAHAHA!!!

Th3 Only WAy y0u w1ll EVER b347 m3 is W!7h teh Fl4miN pigs, Or T3h BurNg pings Waht 3v3R 73h heLl yOu c4Ll 7h3m....HAHAHAHA I SAID H3LL!!!

And theez N4ked B4rb4ri4ns! HAH Th3Y Go7 nO clothes! MY LEgioNs Stomp Them! I AM t3H Uber 1337ness Inc4Rn473!

4lL uOU b00ns Di3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


btw...boon is (as you may have guessed) noob backwards....

[Lord of the Isles]

I want to know if ill need a nu machine to run RTW or if mine is good enuf. I have

11.25 GHz Athlonian cpu
Geforce-be-with-u MXX5000 graphics card (987 Mb)
2 terabytes memory
wireless mouse, wireless hub, wireless cables
500 Mb/sec broadband
Mouse pad with nekid Britney Spears on it

Im not posting to get u jealous. Well, maybe a bit.

[lonewolf371]

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OT: Sorry but if you look closely in my post you'll find "The cat killed the bunny" amongst that gibberish, a word search to pass your time!