I think everyone who posts here should get a degree in 'n00bish as a foreign language'.

Blodrast is right, you lot are a bunch of slackers! Everyone knows that n00bs have a certain obsession with CGI females! I was expecting at least two posts asking which female RTW character was the da h0tz!!1! You people are just too mature for this n00bish topic

Valid alternatives also include comparing RTW female models to female characters from games like FFX-2, Tomb Raider and Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball. Commenting of whether the models have realistic jiggle or not is also n00bish.

You also lose points for missing the oppertunity to make a l33t comment about how "teh scr3aming w0m3nz will really be scr3aming wh3n th3y s33 my k1t ;) LolOlollooll!!!!11!!1 Im da manz!!!!1!!1!"

The things a frog has to suffer through when reading most game sites, the horror! The horror!