Quote Originally Posted by katank
reminds me of the stupid civ combat random generator which made my tank lose to a spearman!

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Yeah, that is one of the most random things in Civ. Tanks losing to spearmen is ridiculous, but I can just about imagine how that might happen, but when your nuclear submarine tries to torpedo a galley, and gets sunk, my imagination fails. I simply can't see it happening, torpedo inevitably hits the galley (which moves slower than i walk probably), which gets completely obliteratied, but one lucky sailor survives, swims hundreds of metres to the sub, which has now dived, holds his breath, survives compression/decompression, swims to the sub, using his inhuman strength and pissed off attitude, tears off the hatch, and punches a few holes in the armoured hull, and swims up to the surface. He then fixes the galley with errr, seaweed or something, and using his voodoo magic ressurects his crew, and happily sails on? Huh, I doubt it somehow. Maybe someone has a different idea on how a galley can sink a nuclear sub?