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  1. 08-12-2004, 06:07 #1
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    If she was on the couch for five years how did she go to the bathroom?
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    maybe she had her own drainage system ?
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    Thanks for all of those helpful comments, I was going to have breakfast............
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    How do you stay that fat once you're so big you can't get up to get food.
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    Absolutely and horribly grotesque
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    She was 480, not that it makes much difference at 4' 10". It also said that the place was so bad no one went in without hazmat gear. She was wallowing in her own ... not a pretty thought!

    She was probably a non violent mental patient who was a threat only to herself. Oh well, not my problem.
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    5 years on a couch? Skin grafted into its fabric? That is an unbelievable story.
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
    Thanks for all of those helpful comments, I was going to have breakfast............
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

    Who doesn't?
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    Default Re: 600 lb woman grows into couch

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    That's one horrible story. I still cannot comprehend how did her skin and the couch "became one", unbelievable.

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    5 years not moving from a couch... I wonder which of our patrons just bought it?
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