New unit : pitchfork phalanx

[Oaty]

The assault was finally pulled back after much finagling. The generals and lietenants were at discontent with each other as it needed to be reemphisized the perpose of this siege. The assault today may have put a delay onto the release of the game and this was not the intent. The intent was to lock them down and not allow them to leave depriving them of there freedom forcing them to put full efforts into the game. Now that everthing is under control I have decided to give each of INUYASHA12's heavy infantry 25 lashings for lacking discipline. Also he is being held captive for the time being as there seems to be rumors that he accepted bribes from other software publishers and distributers to egg on assault that could have possibly canned the RTW project.

As far as SEVERED SOUL, I was very dissaponted that he egged on some of my peasants to break discipline to be entertained by squealing pigs. For now I will do nothing and let todays punishment of Inuyasa's troops be an example. And should the food supply start running short, he will be the first to be rationed on rammen noodles and coffee only.

It also appears there is another group forming to join this siege. It is a group of Californians who fight side by side next to there boyfriends. They are calling themselves the Californian Sacred Band. Although they carry no weapons, are still a threat should they enclose in on the enemy. It is believed this group will increase productivity by 50 percent because it is fearedthat should an assault occur they will be the first ones in

[SeveredSoul]

As always I try to be as honest and truthful with my reporting. As such I would like to respond to General Oaty. In my tour of your encampment and your seigeworks I met many troops who were happy to just be there with all of their cohorts. The many Pitchfork soldiers that I spoke with were the nicest of people.

That being said, I must admit that the incident of which I wrote was the ONLY incident that I witnessed. Also I have to admit that I came back and had some delicious ham with those four troopers. They told me of their homes and famlies, and said that they wished that they could be home. But their mission in this siege was far from done and they were determined to see this action to the end.

I admire the troops of the Pitchfork Phalanx and wish them the best, and a satisfactory end to this siege. Reporting from the Pitchfork Phalanx siege of CA Headquarters. This is Rick Phog.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

It has been reported that Brig. Gen Caporegime has arrived with his Italian Pissant Brigade. Armed with Sawed off Shotguns and molotov cocktails they have began laying seige to CA headquarters. It is feared that they may burn down the building before any beta copies of RTW can be seized.

[Oaty]

SeveredSoul nice try but do expect me to believe everything the media says and all of there excuses. Although I have now gotten all the facts from my peasants. I have to forgive you as I was told it was yr camera crew that had instigated the event. But I will say I would'nt be the least bit surprised if you were the one ordering your crew to do this. Anyways keep your crew in under control as if another incedent should come up (and you the culprit) you will be imprisoned for a week with only rammen noodles and coffee.

Well as far as Inuyasha12 I have to release him for now as his undiscplined barbarians are posing a threat of internal struggle in this siege. All further interrigations have been terminated, to allow good order throughtout the ranks. For now guard duties have been doubled and for tactical reasons the heavy infantry barbarians have been split into 2 for protecting the flanks. Also all communications between ranks is forbidden.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

SeveredSoul nice try but do expect me to believe everything the media says and all of there excuses. Although I have now gotten all the facts from my peasants. I have to forgive you as I was told it was yr camera crew that had instigated the event. But I will say I would'nt be the least bit surprised if you were the one ordering your crew to do this. Anyways keep your crew in under control as if another incedent should come up (and you the culprit) you will be imprisoned for a week with only rammen noodles and coffee.

Well as far as Inuyasha12 I have to release him for now as his undiscplined barbarians are posing a threat of internal struggle in this siege. All further interrigations have been terminated, to allow good order throughtout the ranks. For now guard duties have been doubled and for tactical reasons the heavy infantry barbarians have been split into 2 for protecting the flanks. Also all communications between ranks is forbidden.

General Oaty if you think that your orders apply to my troops you are sadly mistaken, however, due to the circumstances I agree with your decision and I shall follow suit. However, if you try to command my troops like they are your own, you shall face a military coup.
(this is fun aint it?)

[DemonArchangel]

General DemonArchangel's army of {LORE} arrive outside CA. They're all dressed up as half-naked screaming barbarians (some with guns)
General Demon fires his anachronistic Desert Eagle into the air to get everyone to shut up. Then he gives a pre-battle speech.

Demon: TOTALWAR FANS! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ****!? ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO WAIT FOR A DEMO, SICK AND TIRED OF HISTORICALLY INACCURATE UNITS? MAKE YOUR DEMANDS HEARD! TAKE THE CA TEAM HOSTAGE AND FORCE THEM TO PROGRAM TO YOUR WILL!!!

[IrishMike]

Yes bob, I have information that Captain ColdKnight has arrived with a rag-tag bunch of knights from the cold regions. They are well armed with bows and macheties they raided from a local hunting store and some have pistols. It seems that he searching the camp for the location of the Supreme Head Commander for when he should issue the charge on CA special unit..... The Guard of the First Lobby.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Captain Crazed Rabbit has arrived with a band of Eastern Washingtonians and Idahonians. Though the city dwellers of western Washington, are, for the most part, wussy city dwellers, the E.W.'s are tough farming men. The E.W.'s are armed with all manner of rifles, shotguns, and pistols, and also many types of frightening farming implements which they use for close combat. They have also brought with them massive farm machines that, if need be, can be turned into devastating siege weapons. There is also a rumor that there are a few prototypes of a devastating new type of "apple gatling gun".

The Idahonians are even more militant than the E.W.'s. Armed with the latest in civilian assualt rifles and combat shotguns, they are drawn from the survivalist militias in the deep woods of Idaho. They also carry armor-piercing potato guns.

Captain Crazed Rabbit, or El Capitan, has said that his purpose is not only to force the long-overdue release of the demo, but to force CA to unlock factions, though he will allow the brave General Oaty to direct the coalition.

El Capitan has called for a policy of only allowing food to pass through the siege after the demo has been released, and then only after they can show definate progress. He would also like to discuss the possibility of contnuing the siege until CA makes RTW more historically accurate after the demo has been released.

Advisors close to him say that he becomes consumed with rage when he thinks about how the 'Hollywood' faction took over CA. Such people would do well to cower in fear in the wastebaskets if the CA offices are stormed.

It is at the moment unknown how long the people of CA can survive on their bagged lunches. As the siege has been going on some hours, some are speculating that it is only a matter of time before the pet animals, or office mascots, are consumed.