New unit : pitchfork phalanx

[Oaty]

SeveredSoul nice try but do expect me to believe everything the media says and all of there excuses. Although I have now gotten all the facts from my peasants. I have to forgive you as I was told it was yr camera crew that had instigated the event. But I will say I would'nt be the least bit surprised if you were the one ordering your crew to do this. Anyways keep your crew in under control as if another incedent should come up (and you the culprit) you will be imprisoned for a week with only rammen noodles and coffee.

Well as far as Inuyasha12 I have to release him for now as his undiscplined barbarians are posing a threat of internal struggle in this siege. All further interrigations have been terminated, to allow good order throughtout the ranks. For now guard duties have been doubled and for tactical reasons the heavy infantry barbarians have been split into 2 for protecting the flanks. Also all communications between ranks is forbidden.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

SeveredSoul nice try but do expect me to believe everything the media says and all of there excuses. Although I have now gotten all the facts from my peasants. I have to forgive you as I was told it was yr camera crew that had instigated the event. But I will say I would'nt be the least bit surprised if you were the one ordering your crew to do this. Anyways keep your crew in under control as if another incedent should come up (and you the culprit) you will be imprisoned for a week with only rammen noodles and coffee.

Well as far as Inuyasha12 I have to release him for now as his undiscplined barbarians are posing a threat of internal struggle in this siege. All further interrigations have been terminated, to allow good order throughtout the ranks. For now guard duties have been doubled and for tactical reasons the heavy infantry barbarians have been split into 2 for protecting the flanks. Also all communications between ranks is forbidden.

General Oaty if you think that your orders apply to my troops you are sadly mistaken, however, due to the circumstances I agree with your decision and I shall follow suit. However, if you try to command my troops like they are your own, you shall face a military coup.
(this is fun aint it?)

[DemonArchangel]

General DemonArchangel's army of {LORE} arrive outside CA. They're all dressed up as half-naked screaming barbarians (some with guns)
General Demon fires his anachronistic Desert Eagle into the air to get everyone to shut up. Then he gives a pre-battle speech.

Demon: TOTALWAR FANS! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ****!? ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO WAIT FOR A DEMO, SICK AND TIRED OF HISTORICALLY INACCURATE UNITS? MAKE YOUR DEMANDS HEARD! TAKE THE CA TEAM HOSTAGE AND FORCE THEM TO PROGRAM TO YOUR WILL!!!

[IrishMike]

Yes bob, I have information that Captain ColdKnight has arrived with a rag-tag bunch of knights from the cold regions. They are well armed with bows and macheties they raided from a local hunting store and some have pistols. It seems that he searching the camp for the location of the Supreme Head Commander for when he should issue the charge on CA special unit..... The Guard of the First Lobby.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Captain Crazed Rabbit has arrived with a band of Eastern Washingtonians and Idahonians. Though the city dwellers of western Washington, are, for the most part, wussy city dwellers, the E.W.'s are tough farming men. The E.W.'s are armed with all manner of rifles, shotguns, and pistols, and also many types of frightening farming implements which they use for close combat. They have also brought with them massive farm machines that, if need be, can be turned into devastating siege weapons. There is also a rumor that there are a few prototypes of a devastating new type of "apple gatling gun".

The Idahonians are even more militant than the E.W.'s. Armed with the latest in civilian assualt rifles and combat shotguns, they are drawn from the survivalist militias in the deep woods of Idaho. They also carry armor-piercing potato guns.

Captain Crazed Rabbit, or El Capitan, has said that his purpose is not only to force the long-overdue release of the demo, but to force CA to unlock factions, though he will allow the brave General Oaty to direct the coalition.

El Capitan has called for a policy of only allowing food to pass through the siege after the demo has been released, and then only after they can show definate progress. He would also like to discuss the possibility of contnuing the siege until CA makes RTW more historically accurate after the demo has been released.

Advisors close to him say that he becomes consumed with rage when he thinks about how the 'Hollywood' faction took over CA. Such people would do well to cower in fear in the wastebaskets if the CA offices are stormed.

It is at the moment unknown how long the people of CA can survive on their bagged lunches. As the siege has been going on some hours, some are speculating that it is only a matter of time before the pet animals, or office mascots, are consumed.

[Inuyasha12]

This is getting out of hand. reinforcements have arrived from other CA headquarters. By digging a hole underground they've managed to enter the building safely. They've also let loose flaming pigs to distract the angry mob. The troops that had arrived from cirque de solei armed with elephants went out of control and the elephants are trashing all around the encampment.

They and the pigs were then shot dead.

[SeveredSoul]

As the days of Summer drag into Fall, er Autumn. (And I'm a yank )
The situation in the Pitchfork Pahlanx encampment gets even more tense. In the aftermath of the elephant stampede that occured here mere hours ago, an event the troops are calling "The Gray Rush of '04", a mere handfull of soliders died but, the memory is very fresh in their minds.

Sources close to the Pitchfork High Command say that General Oaty is hurt by the unnessary losses and was saying just hours before that he felt the addition of the elephant forces was "overkill". The High Command is meeting at this very moment in order to issue a statement and offer compensation to the famlies of the victims of "The Gray Rush of '04".

In the wake of the recent events the morale of the Pitchfork troops remain high. Soliders, content with the command decisions of General Oaty say that the sige is proceding well in light of The Rush. However they hope that they will be able to return home sometime in late September.

Reporting from the Pitchfork Pahlanx Encampment and the Siege of CA. This is Rick Phog.