New unit : pitchfork phalanx

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Brigadier Caporegime led a small squad of combat engineers he hired from the nearest bar to destroy CA's reinforcement tunnel. Several Pigs and maytag repairmen were killed in the process. More to come...

[The_Emperor]

Following a roar of engines in the distance a large group of British Bikers turns up... These British Road Warriors make up a fearsome shock unit. Adorned with strange biker tattoos and a thirst for battle, they inspire fear in enemy troops.

The Unit Leader orders them to take up formation beside the Pitchfork Phalanx... and the Road Warriors start to taunt CA employees cowering in the office windows.

In the meantime the 'Screaming women' from Greenpeace (who strongly object to the mistreatment of Pigs in RTW), take up position behind them, their screaming growing ever louder...

[Oaty]

Oh great greenpeace has shown up........ Well since theres no more pigs left I guess there's nothing left for them to complain about. Hey emporer just in case they get out of hand ........ would ya mind having your bikers show them screaming ladies what "screaming" really is ...... I have no doubt your men will get the job done and put them back in place if need be.


I am now also getting reports back from my scouts saying that they snuck in pharonic headgear along with horned viking helmets. It appears with the reinforcements they snuck in are training units for a breakout. Will these fictitous units succeed................... or will it be a complete failure. It appears this could be a problem as some of the fans that showed up have little knowledge of the historical accuracy of these units and may rout thinking these are the elite units they have read about in the unit descriptions.

[SeveredSoul]

Things are looking bleak at the moment in the Pitchfork Phalanx camp. With the addition of the British Bikers and the Screaming Women of Greenpeace to the siege forces surrounding the CA headquarters, the food situation is becoming critical.

Also this reporter is still awaiting a responce from the Phalanx High Command about the "The Gray Rush of '04". An elephant stampede that killed a few troops of the Pitchfork Phalanx. The families of the victims ststed that they would like an expaination for the inclusion of elephants in the siege.

It should be pointed out that sources close to the High Command did state, before the "Rush of '04", that the addition of elephant forces in the siege was quote "overkill".

Reporting from the Pitchfork Phalanx siege of CA headquarters, this is Rick Phog.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Attention all members of the Sicilian Pissant Brigade:
Due to requests by our superiors, I have added two new punishment alternatives to filing duty. They are execution by Firing Squad and Execution by Noxius Fumes. Prepare to recieve an increased amount of requests for these two.

The new punishment form is this:


1. Name of Perpatrators:
2. Crime Committed
3: Punishment request (Firing Squad, Gasses or Filing Duty)
4. Name of five relatives incase this is deemed unessisary and punative executions are to be staged.

-Capo

[lonewolf371]

lonewolf371 recently managed to rally the CA employees, in the process managing to discharge a massive stampede of Pokemon from the ground floor of the CA offices. The Pitchfork Phalanx troops were decimated initially by massive fires and lightning blasts, but quickly rounded behind the bikers, who were found to be immune to the effects and pushed the CA forces back into the building.

[The_Emperor]

Following the successful break of the sally by the road warriors... The screaming women of greenpeace began to launch a devastating counterattack with a major leaflet campaign, and some more screaming to increase morale.