New unit : pitchfork phalanx

[SeveredSoul]

Things are looking bleak at the moment in the Pitchfork Phalanx camp. With the addition of the British Bikers and the Screaming Women of Greenpeace to the siege forces surrounding the CA headquarters, the food situation is becoming critical.

Also this reporter is still awaiting a responce from the Phalanx High Command about the "The Gray Rush of '04". An elephant stampede that killed a few troops of the Pitchfork Phalanx. The families of the victims ststed that they would like an expaination for the inclusion of elephants in the siege.

It should be pointed out that sources close to the High Command did state, before the "Rush of '04", that the addition of elephant forces in the siege was quote "overkill".

Reporting from the Pitchfork Phalanx siege of CA headquarters, this is Rick Phog.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Attention all members of the Sicilian Pissant Brigade:
Due to requests by our superiors, I have added two new punishment alternatives to filing duty. They are execution by Firing Squad and Execution by Noxius Fumes. Prepare to recieve an increased amount of requests for these two.

The new punishment form is this:


1. Name of Perpatrators:
2. Crime Committed
3: Punishment request (Firing Squad, Gasses or Filing Duty)
4. Name of five relatives incase this is deemed unessisary and punative executions are to be staged.

-Capo