RTW addict
This unit played RTW for hour after hour, absorbed totally into the game to the point where he looks up at the clock and says "Blimey! I thought I only played for 30 minutes, not 6 hours!". This unit is a great counter to the Significant Other, as its single-minded gaming drives the Significant Other away with neglect.

Can invoke 'Just One More Turn'
Will play at any possible chance
Sleep deprived
Uses abbreviations while talking about factions and units

Wrong Number Telephone Man
This unit is devastating when pitted against Geisha Frogs. Its special ability is to phone at critical moments in battles and campaigns, forcing the Geisha Frog to put the game on pause and leave. When the Geisha Frog returns after a delightful conversation of "No this is not [insert whatever the Wrong Number Telephone Man wants here], it's a private house!" she will no longer remember what she was doing, leading to chaos, mayhem, confusion and ultimately death. Sometimes a particularly high valour Wrong Number Telephone Man will redial, disturbing the Geisha Frog once again, asking the same stupid question as before. This unit can cause the end of an entire campaign in less than 30 seconds. Fear it.

Dials with eyes shut
Moronic
Has redial ability