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    Dyslexic agnostic insomniac Senior Member Goofball's Avatar
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    Default A joke for hockey fans

    This redhead was a real hockey fan. When she was a younger, she got a tatoo of Wayne Gretzky on her inside thigh. Later on in life, she became a Detroit fan and got a Steve Yzerman tatoo on her other inside thigh.

    One night she was feeling a little tipsy at the bar, and was trying to think of a way to bring a guy home. She wasn't wearing any panties, so she figured she'd show a strapping young lad her tatoos, and he'd end up seeing a little more. So she sees her romeo from across the bar, walks up to him and says:

    "I was wondering if my tatoos were fading, can you tell who they are?" as she lifts up her skirt.

    He responds :

    "Well, I'm not sure who the wingers are, but the center looks like Lanny MacDonald."

    "What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"

    - TSM

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    ROFL!!!!


    And for the record, Lanny McDonald had the the best playoff beard ever
    "I request permanent reassignment to the Gallic frontier. Nay, I demand reassignment. Perhaps it is improper to say so, but I refuse to fight against the Greeks or Macedonians any more. Give my command to another, for I cannot, I will not, lead an army into battle against a civilized nation so long as the Gauls survive. I am not the young man I once was, but I swear before Jupiter Optimus Maximus that I shall see a world without Gauls before I take my final breath."

    Senator Augustus Verginius

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    Oh. Ye. Gods.

    IT BURNS!

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