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    That's awesome!
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    Lol

    Not really related to the story, but it is science humour:


    A neutron walks into a bar, he goes up to the barman and asks "pint please"

    The barman pulls the pint, walks back to the neutron and hands him the pint.

    Upon recieving the drink the neutron asks "how much is that?"

    The barman shakes his head and replies "for you, no charge"


    *groan* pretty bad isn't it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
    Brilliant

    Reminds me of my time in the lab (and it also reminds me why I took an office job after I graduated )

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    wow,
    your conclusion is wrong.
    the only way you would be rolling in $ with a CS major is if you move to india after grauation.
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    This reminds me soooo much of my lab sessions... though, thank the gods, I don't do physics... only the second worst subject for me... chemistry.
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    Nice...
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    Just awesome i reminded me of the happy times that I had whilst sucking at my Physics degree. Happy, happy times
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    Physics grad... last job LAN team Admin supporting call center agents who where technicians for the customers of:

    Microsoft, HP, Symmantec and quite a few others...

    So yeap I looked at that and remembered all the joy I had with broken equipment. Doing 22 hour chem labs so I could do use a TIMS to find the isotopes of a sample of Barium from OKLO.

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    *scribbles out physics as possible university course*

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