"OK steady, realign troops - single line .... skirmishers run out there and harrass the troops.... FAST.... D'Oh! not that fast, aw crap they're charging them.... pull back.... NO! PULL BACK NOW!.... arg, lost t hem..... oh no where are my cav? oh ok over there let's just go and make them start marching around the flanks..... what the HELL!?! how did their units reach my lines that quickly? BRING THE CAV IN FOR FLANKING!!! .... crap they've been sitting there for a while now, .... charge! .... ... running... oh no my left flank buckles...there goes my center.... oh here comes the charge.... too late, every other unt is is routing..... crap... "
unfortunately, you are very, very right