It is time for another pointless poll. In my quest to find the ultimate pointless poll, I have asked you how loud your sneezes are and whether you wear a hat. Now, my quest has brought me to the world of shredded cabbage. What form of shredded cabbage do you prefer? Imagine that you are on a space mission or some equally isolated situation and you must decide which form of shredded cabbage you must take with you. There is no having both. What you choose will affect the rest of your life. Will you choose the hard-nosed, blue-collar honesty of sauerkraut, or the cool, salady sophistication of cole slaw?

Choose wisely...