Gah! Chicken juice!

**Beirut** · 09-08-2004, 01:05

So my sweetie was cooking up dinner tonight1, which she does very, very well, and when she's finished, I see her put a big dish on top of all the other dishes in the sink. (I do the dishes by the way. And I do them very, very well.)

"Was that the dish you were marinating the chicken in?!?"

"Yes."

"You just dumped it on top of all the other dishes and now the raw chicken juice/marinade is leaking all over the other dishes."

"Relax."

"Are you mad woman! Raw chicken juice is death

, now it's all over all the dishes. You're supposed to put that dish somewhere separate so I sterilize it. Now I have to sterilize every bloody dish. For ****** sake!"

"Relax."

: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Now I really do have to soak everything in super hot, soapy water and ultra clean everything so nobody bazooka barfs for the entire following day from salmonela poisoning.

And that's my story.

Bloody women!

The question is.... revenge? Yes or no.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 09-08-2004, 01:15

That's pretty silly...the first rule of cooking hygiene is to not put raw meat or juices derrived from said raw meat on top so it doesn't drip. And I'm not a good cook.

For revenge, you could not clean one of the dishes and then give it to her to eat off next time you have dinner. Seems fair.

**Ronin** · 09-08-2004, 01:51

man.....you really take your dish cleaning seriously.....

is this your full-time activity? :D

**Beirut** · 09-08-2004, 04:40

Ma man, I wash the dishes like the Marine Corps hits the beaches.

My dishes are C-L-E-A-N!

**Somebody Else** · 09-08-2004, 04:55

I don't wash dishes at home, we have someone to do that sort of thing. Cooking on the other hand, what's wrong with a bit of raw meat? Build up the immune system I always say.