Procrustes,

That's priceless.

Actually, my woman's friend went out to dinner with her family, they all ate chicken and everyone was fine. Except the baby, who barfed the entire following day. The doctor said everyelse got away with the bad chicken, probably, because they were all drinking Coke, except the baby. The doctor said the Coke probably killed off the bacteria. True story.

Dishwasher? We don't need no stinking dishwasher!

I am...

The Dishwasher.