I'm not a veggie by a long chalk, but that 'food' looks disgusting.
Don't know what you eat Red Peasant, but I see sausage, speedies (shish-kebob without the veggies) and hamburgers. Add copious quantities of cold beer and you got a tailgate party. I realize it isn't kidney pie, fish'n chips with room temperature beer, but don't knock it till you try it.
Yank football players ain't fat, they're BIG BONED.