Why is [insert unit type here] so crap!? back in [STW/MTW/both] they were great and I used them a lot. Is this game bugged or are CA just messing with us vets? This crap makes me want to [mod it/scream for a patch/throw game away in disgust]

This game is racist because [insert unit here] is [crap/uber/not available/dorky] I'm going to [sue CA/go to the press/melt my CDs over a red hot flame in protest]

Um, this is an embarrassing question since I'm a vet but [how do I trade/get this unit/use this function] I swear CA are doing this to [annoy me/play with my mind/make my life hard/destroy the good name of TW] I never had this problem with the other TW games, RTW is so [badly thought out/different/:insert funny smiley here:]