Spam: your solutions

[English assassin]

What punishment would forum members like to see inflicted on spammers?

[Armchair Athlete]

the deathmatch with telemarketers sounds an interesting one

[Somebody Else]

Spammer deathmatch?

Rounds one: JAG vs Son of Spam

[English assassin]

oops I meant e mail spam not post spam. (err, like this)

[Ja'chyra]

oops I meant e mail spam not post spam. (err, like this)

Lol, glad I read this one before I posted.

I don't get much E-mail spam and it's all filtered by Norton.

[Fragony]

Rape their houses and burn their women.

[Somebody Else]

Rape their houses and burn their women.

Ooh... look at the tiling on that semi-detached...

[frogbeastegg]

I say we make them write the letters, then feed them the V!@gR A tablets until they nearly but not quite explode, then send them in to fight the telemarketers, and finally scrape up whatever is left and turn it into snack food for people with no taste buds. :remembers that someone has to win the fistfight and therefore survive: The last spammer/marketer standing can undergo cosmetic surgery until they are crushed by the weights of their enormous enhanced body parts.

[JAG]

Tax them for their spamming - sounds good to me.

GAH! - btw.

[DemonArchangel]

Getting immolated alive seems to be a good punishment.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Have only gotten one (1) (a single) (only one) spam on my Netscape account (have had it for several months). Either I'm fortunate or I just haven't been very "loose" about spreading my address about.

I like the handwritten apology option, but wouldn't object to taxing them or having them fight deathmatches...


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[Devastatin Dave]

GAH, make them into head soup... Krast will cook it just right.

[amir]

Put them in a pressure room until they will blow up from inside out

[Sasaki Kojiro]

43% of spam email comes from the usa. Never gotten any myself.

[chunkynut]

I watch TV and pay for some of the channels by having to watch advertising.

Spam is advertising (mostly).

Wheres my money?!?

I should be paid to read this s%$t! It comes in to MY email account so i should be paid.

[Medieval Assassin]

Deathmatch, while on the V1@Gr a.
They would have like, a stablizer.

[Krasturak]

Gah!

[LittleGrizzly]

they should be forced to read then write down (hand write) each and every bit of info and then exchange it with a fellow spammer then they will copy that persons and hand write it all out again until they've copied it all out from each and every spammer

the second stage would involve these quickly passing onto some kids who could mark it however they want and anything less than an A* involves starting this process all over again

no sleeping before the entire process is completed

anyone who falls asleep undergoes chinese water torture for 6 hours before restarting (without any sleep)

Edit: Gah!

[bmolsson]

I wonder if any of those spammers actually make any money. All those "enlarge penis", "transfer 15 million" and "buy viagra" mails seems so bad so that I can't even imagine that anyone would even consider them. I guess that it cost them nothing to spam so they keep on trying in lack of anything better to do.........