Quote Originally Posted by Sinner
They hold onto their shields really, really hard so the shells and bullets just bounce off. The spearmen then laugh derisively at the tank crews, calling them rude names, waving their manparts & baring their fundaments until the taunting causes the tank unit to charge, falling into the cunningly concealed pits to be savaged by wild pigs and wardogs.

You mean burning wild pigs, of course?