ATM's are the best

[Goofball]

An American, a Brit, and a Canadian are all sitting in a strip joint watching a young lady dance. At one point, the dancer is gyrating her bottom directly in front of the three men. To show his appreciation for her efforts, the Brit pulls out a crisp $50 bill, licks it, then plants it on the young lady's left bottom cheek with a firm smack, causing it to stick there.

The American, who has also been enjoying the show, certainly doesn't want to be outdone by the Brit. He pulls out a crisp $100 bill, licks it, and affixes it firmly to the appreciative young lady's right buttock with a firm smack. Pleased with himself, he sits back to enjoy the remainder of the show.

The Canadian sits quietly for a moment, as if deciding what he should do. After making his decision, he pulls out his ATM card, swipes it down the crack of the young lady's bottom, and pockets the $150.

[_Martyr_]

I wonder what an Irish man would have done?

[Goofball]

I wonder what an Irish man would have done?

The same thing as the Canadian, but then he would have used the $150 to buy the house a round of Guinness...