A month ago I lived in Denmark. These were happy times.
I'd sit at my computer and my girlfriend would enter the room to bring me beer.
I really liked that.
She'd come regularly to check if I was out of beer and bring me a new one as needed.
Sometimes she'd even tell me to hurry up with my current beer because she had another waiting for me.
In short, life was good.

However, things have changed.
I have now moved to Iceland.
My computer is now in a container at the docks
and relatively cheap beer costs more than $2!
I'm drinking cocoa milk these days.