I'm stuck at work today, so I went ahead and raided the midtown Manhattan Gamestop, and picked up the Rome Strategy Guide. Skimmed it over lunch, tried to see if there was anything really interesting and new, finished lunch, and then froze in my tracks, struck mute by this consideration:
Am I Prima's catamite? Am I supporting the non-creation of game manuals? Am I funding some sort of shady, evil enteprise that starts with Bosnian war orphans and ends with a poorly printed manual? Will a rare and beautiful species of parrot go extinct because of my unprincipled game-guide consumerism? Am I suddenly less than a man, less than a child, less than a hermaphroditic worm?
Should I be very, very ashamed? Or is it okay to buy the strat guide?
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