Originally Posted by rotorgun
Step right in to my humble Kydonian office oh noble scion of house Scipii. Let me inform you of my brand new rent-a-cretin --oops! -- Cretan option. Guaranteed to make your gens capable of getting someone's attention from a very long way away.....and all available for the paltry some of 800 denarii -- a trifle to such a worthy as yourself. Of course, there is the inevitable upkeep....but let us seal the deal with a dash of retzina, no?
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