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Thread: Capo recieves a Social Life!
Yup. I have finally recieved from the good Lord a social life. So i wont be around as much. but i still will be around.
Cool, huh? First TV and now this...
Cool, huh? First TV and now this...
Did you get a cute little bunny rabbit!?
Or did the cute little bunny rabbit get you?
JAG, Stop flaming me. That isn't funny. Your pushing me, I have a braking point you know! Are you trying to get me into more trouble? You have suceeded before but not again.
And no, I did not get a rabit.
With Extreme Anger and Contempt
-Capo
And no, I did not get a rabit.
With Extreme Anger and Contempt
-Capo
Steady Capo. I didn't see any flame in JAG's comments. I think you'd also have to include Beirut in your anger and contempt as he came up with an equally funny follow-up line.
Besides, what did you expect when you tell us something but don't really tell us anything? Heck, I could have easily made a similar joke had I seen this thread first.
Now that that is aside, are you gonna tell us a little about this social life or do we need to play "20 questions"?
Besides, what did you expect when you tell us something but don't really tell us anything? Heck, I could have easily made a similar joke had I seen this thread first.
Now that that is aside, are you gonna tell us a little about this social life or do we need to play "20 questions"?
Whats her name?
- Cao
- Cao
ThurEEEEEEEEEET (pretend it's a referree's whistle).
Roughing the passer. Unsportsmanlike conduct, Illegal facemask.
20 yard penalty. Repeat 1st down.
So: Capo; you were saying?
Roughing the passer. Unsportsmanlike conduct, Illegal facemask.
20 yard penalty. Repeat 1st down.
So: Capo; you were saying?
Caaaaaapo has a girrrrrrrrrrlfriend nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaana 
So Capo got himself a girl, nice... lets hope your better then I am att keeping a reliationship workin...
... about five weeks, thats my record...
... about five weeks, thats my record...
Ahh, but the questions still stand.
Did he get the cute little bunny rabbit or did the cute little bunny rabbit get him?
Did he get the cute little bunny rabbit or did the cute little bunny rabbit get him?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't do it, women are evil!! Once you start on that slippery path that is 'girlfriends' you will never go back! Trust me get that cute little bunny rabbit!
Capo, your sister's best friend is all well and good to look at, but don't touch...
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Ouch. That's all I have to say.
Originally Posted by Degtyarev14.5:
Capo, your sister's best friend is all well and good to look at, but don't touch...
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Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples Capo, your sister's best friend is all well and good to look at, but don't touch...
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Originally Posted by Fragony:
Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples
A masterpiece of English literature and thought. These are words a man can drink his beer too. Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples
Originally Posted by :
Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples
Nicely put, I wish I had a sister at that age, I had to do it the hard way.................alcohol and darknessCapo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples
alcohol is evil. When i first got together with my fiance i was so drunk that i couldn't stand (had to kneel down or sit down when talking to people).
Originally Posted by Beirut:
A masterpiece of English literature and thought. These are words a man can drink his beer too.
You should hear me in dutch A masterpiece of English literature and thought. These are words a man can drink his beer too.
No I don't have a girlfriend. I mean, look at me. It's just that I have finally found a way to get out of the damn house! I call it a social life, but hey, hanging out after school is good too huh. No, its nothing substantial to the average person, but for me it is BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN THE DAMN HOUSE.
-Capo
-Capo
The nice thing about being stuck in the house, or at least living with your parents, is that you get overdraft protection at the Bank of Mom.
I frequently made loan requests and was also frequently extending my line of credit.
T'wasn't so bad. She made killer lasagna too.
mom!
I frequently made loan requests and was also frequently extending my line of credit.
T'wasn't so bad. She made killer lasagna too.
mom!Lol.
Jawhol, but mine wants DVD players and such. I spen my savings bonds (not much $$$ bust still) to get her a fricken sony...
And yes I do loan shark sometimes.
Jawhol, but mine wants DVD players and such. I spen my savings bonds (not much $$$ bust still) to get her a fricken sony...
And yes I do loan shark sometimes.
you should play football and get some more self confidence (yes, it is as easy and as difficullt as just that)
then you shouldnt have any problem getting women dude
alot of women like big mafioso types
especially ones with a good head on their shoulders
then you shouldnt have any problem getting women dude
alot of women like big mafioso types
especially ones with a good head on their shoulders
I cant play football, I hate the sport. Its fun to watch but I despise playing it. I like boxing but my school doesnt have a boxing team, i dont see why.
Just start pounding the smaller guys between classes.
Instant boxing team.
Instant boxing team.
lol good idea lol ill try lo freakin l
Originally Posted by Capo of Arabia:
lol good idea lol ill try lo freakin l
You may practise on me. lol good idea lol ill try lo freakin l
Made you laugh.
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Frag, my half sister is like 6 you sicko...
Man, thats disturbing, remove that so I dont have to think about that anymore.
Man, thats disturbing, remove that so I dont have to think about that anymore.
Ok, I asked this girl a I knew out on Wendsday. No. I was totally emasculated.
Today I asked this other girl. She said no but seemed reluctant to. So I may still have a chance with her yet.
If not I still have 3 girls on my single girls I know list...
Today I asked this other girl. She said no but seemed reluctant to. So I may still have a chance with her yet.
If not I still have 3 girls on my single girls I know list...
you know reluctance really means no.
trust me, write any girl that seems reluctant off the list.
when girls are reluctant it means "i don't want to go out with you, but i don't want to crush your tiny little heart"
also a tip Ranting is not a good sign, as good a sign as talking about computers, or LOTR, or star wars, or star trek....
so don't do any of those things.
also telling them they are ranting is just asking to be slapped.
a nice trick to do when you enter a new school is to play the gay trick, i made the mistake of not doing that.
what you do is you hang out with all the girls, and have almost no guy freinds, and listen to them, and talk about girly things with them.
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
thanks,
dessa
trust me, write any girl that seems reluctant off the list.
when girls are reluctant it means "i don't want to go out with you, but i don't want to crush your tiny little heart"
also a tip Ranting is not a good sign, as good a sign as talking about computers, or LOTR, or star wars, or star trek....
so don't do any of those things.
also telling them they are ranting is just asking to be slapped.
a nice trick to do when you enter a new school is to play the gay trick, i made the mistake of not doing that.
what you do is you hang out with all the girls, and have almost no guy freinds, and listen to them, and talk about girly things with them.
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
thanks,
dessa
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
well theres nothing wrong with that but it means all your friends are girls and you'll have to go outside your friends for relationships and/or sex. Which messed up the whole point of you hanging out with the girls.
well theres nothing wrong with that but it means all your friends are girls and you'll have to go outside your friends for relationships and/or sex. Which messed up the whole point of you hanging out with the girls.
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