Funny general talk

**The_Dude** · 09-30-2004, 14:22

Hi there,
I notice something funny in the general talk, I guess everyone allready got this one:
: "An eagle circled 3 times over our camp this morning. It can only mean good... blablabla"
During another talk one of my general said (something like):
"Our fate will not be sealed by a damn bird"

Maybe some tension in the family!
Anyone notice other speach like that?

**crazyviking03** · 09-30-2004, 15:16

I had a a captain (no general present in army) say:

"There are the Numidians, A better fighter could be found in the feccal bucket!"

**The_Dude** · 09-30-2004, 15:21

Woow that's rude !!!

**Jeanne d'arc** · 09-30-2004, 16:23

nice, do all the different factions have different general talks?

**Oaty** · 10-01-2004, 17:11

And for all my eouropean friends out there !!!!

By this time tomorrow our mousefingers shall be sore.

If you played the jullii you can relate to that

**Mori Gabriel Syme** · 10-01-2004, 17:43

Last night (early this morning?), I had an unintentionallly funny general speech caused by following one sentence with an unrelated one lacking an antecedent for the pronoun. It went something like this:

"We must save the people of this city from rape, pillage, & slavery. They will die upon our walls, as they deserve!"

**Tamur** · 10-01-2004, 18:07

My favourite two so far have been.

"I want to see blood! I want to bathe in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, kill them!"

and

"It is unfortunate that they have the Moon People on their side..."

(that last from a Brit named Vertgorix the Mad who I bribed over to my side).

**TinCow** · 10-01-2004, 18:22

I find the General tends to give more amusing, one-liner-style, speeches when it is a very small number of units attacking another very small group. I have had plenty of these when attacking single Rebel units with only my General's bodyguard and also with the General + 2 wardog units.