Funny general talk

[Oaty]

And for all my eouropean friends out there !!!!

By this time tomorrow our mousefingers shall be sore.

If you played the jullii you can relate to that

[Mori Gabriel Syme]

Last night (early this morning?), I had an unintentionallly funny general speech caused by following one sentence with an unrelated one lacking an antecedent for the pronoun. It went something like this:

"We must save the people of this city from rape, pillage, & slavery. They will die upon our walls, as they deserve!"

[Tamur]

My favourite two so far have been.

"I want to see blood! I want to bathe in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, kill them!"

and

"It is unfortunate that they have the Moon People on their side..."

(that last from a Brit named Vertgorix the Mad who I bribed over to my side).

[TinCow]

I find the General tends to give more amusing, one-liner-style, speeches when it is a very small number of units attacking another very small group. I have had plenty of these when attacking single Rebel units with only my General's bodyguard and also with the General + 2 wardog units.