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  1. 10-03-2004, 02:47 #1
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    Default The Greatest Quotes of All Time thread

    Here are a few:

    The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions, a statistic - Josef Stalin

    Oh, Jag, you can suck the fun out of a blow job - I think it was LittleGrizzly, I may be wrong. It was posted back when I first registered here. Sorry, but that was damn funny.

    Hey, if they didn't do what I told them not to do, they would still be alive - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

    Oh No! Poppyseed us! - Jeff Foxworthy and the Cable guy in Blue Collar TV

    Tommorow, we shall dine in Hades! - Spartan King at Thermoplye

    Well, Im flattered you would like to do somthing like that, but I don't like you in that way buddy - My friend Nick after I said F you to him.

    ill have more later.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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    Default Re: The Greatest Quotes of All Time thread

    Don't remember that quote to me, is funny I guess though.

    Karl Marx -

    "Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love."

    "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."

    "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose, but their chains. Workers of the world unite!"

    "The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs."

    Jean Paul Sartre -

    "It is only in our decisions that we are important."

    "When the rich wage war it is the poor who die."

    "Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."

    Tony Benn -

    "I did not enter the labour Party forty-seven years ago to have our manifesto written by Dr. Mori, Dr. Gallup and Mr. Harris."

    John Stuart Mill -

    "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."

    "If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."

    Few I like from a few figures I respect.
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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    Default Re: The Greatest Quotes of All Time thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Capo of Arabia

    Oh, Jag, you can suck the fun out of a blow job
    Only a truely funny man would come up with such a thing I am glad it made it to the greatest quotes of all times thread
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    Work is the curse of the drinking classes....

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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