Here are a few:

The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions, a statistic - Josef Stalin

Oh, Jag, you can suck the fun out of a blow job - I think it was LittleGrizzly, I may be wrong. It was posted back when I first registered here. Sorry, but that was damn funny.

Hey, if they didn't do what I told them not to do, they would still be alive - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

Oh No! Poppyseed us! - Jeff Foxworthy and the Cable guy in Blue Collar TV

Tommorow, we shall dine in Hades! - Spartan King at Thermoplye

Well, Im flattered you would like to do somthing like that, but I don't like you in that way buddy - My friend Nick after I said F you to him.

ill have more later.