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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraxis
    Try and get Egypt to ask for you to become a Protectorate... Then you will get a very interesting message.
    Well, the only answer I got was "Pharaoh rule is precious and he doesn't wish to give it up to you for now" or something like that.
    Nothing particulary interesting. I suppose that you need them to be in a particular situation to get funnier answer.

    What was he supposed to say ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akka
    Well, the only answer I got was "Pharaoh rule is precious and he doesn't wish to give it up to you for now" or something like that.
    Nothing particulary interesting. I suppose that you need them to be in a particular situation to get funnier answer.

    What was he supposed to say ?
    I think you have to get Egypt to want you to be their protectorate - not a clue how you would go about getting them to ask though???

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    Heh, I have a family member who has the vice "Pawn of the Gods: This man's life is no longer his own. The gods have plans for him, although these have yet to be revealed. -1 Influence." So, I took it as a sign and made him my factions heir, i've decided mighty Vulcan wants me to kill the dirty backstabbing Egyptians, so hes currently gathering any army in North Africa. :)
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    dunno if anyone caught it yet, but there's a definite reference to Life of Brian in the Judean Zealots. here's excerpt: "Their loyalty may be to Judea, but each group is its own one true resistance movement, or peoples front, or popular front."

    ...cough....

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    ^

    Oh yeah! Popular front for the liberation of Judea!

    No! It's the Judean People's Front!

    lol...

    Actually, I've never seen judean zealots yet tho.

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    Romani ite domum. Heh.
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    People named Romulus they go house? or Romans go home?


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    Quote Originally Posted by desdichado
    I think you have to get Egypt to want you to be their protectorate - not a clue how you would go about getting them to ask though???
    Indeed... I don't know how, but I guess it would entail the Egyptians to first become very powerful and have borders with you and most likely some combat where you aren't exactly showing great promiss.
    Anyway I won't tell what the joke is as it really needs a screenshot, at least I think so. You know it is one of those 'you had to have been there'.
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    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?
    Dear God, I know where this is going. Say no more.
    "Sit now there, and look out upon the lands where evil and despair shall come to those whom thou lovest. Thou hast dared to mock me, and to question the power of Melkor, master of the fates of Arda. Therefore with my eyes thou shalt see, and with my ears thou shalt hear; and never shall thou move from this place until all is fulfilled unto its bitter end". -Tolkien

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    All your cities are belong to us?
    Nope - no sig what so ever.

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    Last night I saw a Spanish fleet commanded by Admiral Akbar.


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