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    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    It wouldn't happen to involve a quote from a poorly translated japanese game would it?
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    All your cities are belong to us?
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    Last night I saw a Spanish fleet commanded by Admiral Akbar.


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    Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.

    Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

    Reg: Yes.

    Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

    Reg: All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return? (he pauses smugly)

    Xerxes: The aqueduct?

    Reg: What?

    Xerxes: The aqueduct.

    Reg: Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.

    Masked Commando: And the sanitation!

    Stan: Oh yes ... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.

    Reg: All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done ...

    Matthias: And the roads ...

    Reg: (sharply) Well yes obviously the roads ... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads ...

    Another Masked Commando: Irrigation ...

    Other Masked Voices: Medicine ... Education ... Health

    Reg: Yes ... all right, fair enough ...

    Commando Nearer The Front: And the wine ...

    General Audience: Oh yes! True!

    Francis: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg.

    Masked Commando At Back: Public baths!

    Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.

    Francis: Yes, they certainly know how to keep order ... (general nodding) ... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this. (more general murmurs of agreement)

    Reg: All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what have the Romans done for us?

    Xerxes: Brought peace!

    Reg: (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all) What!? Oh ... (scornfully) Peace, yes ... shut up!

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    Okay, I didn't really state why I was quoting Life of Brian at length -- examine the build description for aqueducts. All shall be made clear.

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    One of my govs, Gaius the Lewd, has his own personal "beast master". That's a combo destined for the Siberian Amazons.
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