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    karoshi Senior Member solypsist's Avatar
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    Default who wants to be a model?

    one of our moderators who happens to live close to me (can't mention his name) approached me a while back about setting him up with some photos since he was looking into modelling for sports catalogs, etc.
    i haven't seen him around in a long, long time, so assuming it's now safe, I want to show you some of his portfolio I shot.











    huzzah!

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    Well, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares[/Ahab]
    Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech

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    lol! Come on tell us which one, would be criminal not to.
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    I find #2 to be the most disturbing.

    Maybe if I take a handful of Robaxacets I'll forget that I saw it.
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    OW TEH HAWT!!!!! Ravage me cowboy!!!!

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    lets have a guessing contest.
    I bet its Gregoshi.
    he lives close to new york, i believe it says he lives in philadelphia.
    thanks,
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    It's blatantly Shiro!
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    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dessa14
    lets have a guessing contest.
    I bet its Gregoshi.
    he lives close to new york, i believe it says he lives in philadelphia.
    thanks,
    dessa
    You are waaaaaay off base dessa. I've posted my picture...and it has been abused terribly - once by me. In the Kraellin-ized version of my picture, I have breasts larger than this guy's head. I've also been part of the 3-headed giant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a member of the A Team and featured on the shield of an ancient warrior. The evidence is there though you have to go back into the early "Gallery" thread to find it. So, no my friend, the guy above is not me (fortunately).
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    Did one of Soly's chicks turn the camera on him?
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    It's shiro, he lives within meeting distance of Soly.
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    SHIRO SHIRO SHIRO
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    well i just remember a sig with your face in it.
    it looked kinda like that.
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    oh, i could have fun with this ;)

    K.

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    It's Shiro and we know it... where's gregoshi's pic btw people, a link would be nice

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    Oh ... my ... god ...

    Those pictures are terrifying. They make the gay cheesecake of International Male catalog look tasteful. I'm going to ask a Confirmed Gay Man I know have a look, and see if he's as horrified as I am.

    Goosebumps. Nausea. Cold sweat.

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    Talking Ha!

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    Not guilty my friends.

    Al the photos Soly took of me were nudes.
    "Everything Shiro said sounds good to me."
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    soly, may I be the first to say that I beg you not to post those Shiro pictures. Really. Please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    soly, may I be the first to say that I beg you not to post those Shiro pictures. Really. Please!
    LOL!

    Hey, in the fourth one he's got boobs!

    YIIIIKES

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    Takeda Kygona-san Member Medieval Assassin's Avatar
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    If it isnt Jaguara...
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    Man, I´m glad that I live in Europe.

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    Takeda Kygona-san Member Medieval Assassin's Avatar
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    Dudes, its Jaguara he hasnt posted in almost a year... I actually went through all the members all down to 150+ posts, surely a mod would have more. Hes the only mod that hasnt posted in a long long time...

    Number 1 was a setup for the rest, 1 didnt look so bad...
    I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dog,There of which I stand alone,A face in the crowdUnsung, against the mold
    Without a doubt
    Singled out
    The only way I know

    Stepped out of the line,Like a sheep runs from the herd
    Marching out of time,To my own beat now
    The only way I know

    One light, one mind,Flashing in the dark
    Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts

    "For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
    A free for all,Screw 'em all
    You are your own sight

    I want to be the minority,I don't need your authority
    Down with the moral majority,I want to be the minority

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    Btw, whats with the commie socks in the last picture?
    I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dog,There of which I stand alone,A face in the crowdUnsung, against the mold
    Without a doubt
    Singled out
    The only way I know

    Stepped out of the line,Like a sheep runs from the herd
    Marching out of time,To my own beat now
    The only way I know

    One light, one mind,Flashing in the dark
    Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts

    "For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
    A free for all,Screw 'em all
    You are your own sight

    I want to be the minority,I don't need your authority
    Down with the moral majority,I want to be the minority

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medieval Assassin
    Btw, whats with the commie socks in the last picture?
    *gasp* ill inform of our conservative american friends straight away!
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    Takeda Kygona-san Member Medieval Assassin's Avatar
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    I am Canadian, therefore there is an un-written rule that Americans are and cannot be my friend!

    :-D
    I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dog,There of which I stand alone,A face in the crowdUnsung, against the mold
    Without a doubt
    Singled out
    The only way I know

    Stepped out of the line,Like a sheep runs from the herd
    Marching out of time,To my own beat now
    The only way I know

    One light, one mind,Flashing in the dark
    Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts

    "For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
    A free for all,Screw 'em all
    You are your own sight

    I want to be the minority,I don't need your authority
    Down with the moral majority,I want to be the minority

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    Well, I don't think its Frogbeastegg




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    Senator Augustus Verginius

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    :chokes: Oh please. My hair is much longer and I would not be seen dead wearing a cowboy hat.
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    Thanks a lot Soly. Now I have to clean the Pepsi that came flying out of my nose off of my keyboard.

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    WHAT DO I WIN, IM RIGHT, JUST ADMIT IT SOLY!!!!!!1111tehone one one eleven
    I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dog,There of which I stand alone,A face in the crowdUnsung, against the mold
    Without a doubt
    Singled out
    The only way I know

    Stepped out of the line,Like a sheep runs from the herd
    Marching out of time,To my own beat now
    The only way I know

    One light, one mind,Flashing in the dark
    Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts

    "For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
    A free for all,Screw 'em all
    You are your own sight

    I want to be the minority,I don't need your authority
    Down with the moral majority,I want to be the minority

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    Could it be Tito?
    (Tito lives in N.Y)
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