Find him and plunge my fingers deep into his chest, like that crazy voodoo priest in The Temple of Doom, pull his heart out and eat it.

Yes, I'm gonna rant now.

WHY, for the love of all that does not suck, must my hoplites, after I've told them to STOP, to GUARD THIS POSITION, to FORM A PHALANX, in short, to F%#$@ STAY THERE AND POINT YOUR STICKS FOWARD, start to inch to the right as soon as the enemy hits them? Whoever DESIGNED this feature? Did a SINGLE F%@#$ person over there try to defend a city with this setup? I can't defend a single street! It's like they're MOCKING ME!

"Oh, de gate eez down, move over guyz, bedder let dem through!"/stupid accent
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"HALT-HALT-HALT-HALT-HALT-HALTHALTHALTHALTHALT"
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"Somebody hear someding?"
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"Nah just ignore hiARRRGHHHHH"
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I cant TAKE IT ANYMORE! Someone MOD THIS OUT! DISABLE IT! SEND IT TO THE DEEPEST DARKEST CIRCLE OF H3LL so I'll NEVER have to see it AGAIN!
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