I Am A Senior Patron . . .

**Papewaio** · 10-09-2004, 16:39

Man I know I should have actually read

the list of who was getting promoted instead of just saying yes...

Enjoy the Tavern Backroom...

**The Shadow One** · 10-09-2004, 17:39

Lemurmania:

Thank you for your kind words.

That's some picture and I think you may be onto something here -- I'll invite the leprechauns and the trolls. The gnomes have a mind of their own. I can't take them anywhere.

Papewaio: Does this mean I won't get prompoted again? And my parents were so proud!

The Shadow One

P.S. Money is the root of all evil. To remain pure, make your parents pay.

**Adrian II** · 10-09-2004, 23:12

The Shadow One, isn't it obvious that you are eminently qualified as a senior patron? Not only do you digress, troll and OT as if there were no tomorrow, you have even managed to draw the attention of the most brutal henchman scouring these boards, i.e. Pape the Terrible. I daresay you'll be a member soon!

Give my best regards to your parents and please advise them that in cases such as yours a parakeet can have surprising therapeutic results.

**Lemur** · 10-10-2004, 01:01

Of course, I remember my initiation fondly. The candles. The virgin. The black goat of the woods with a thousand young. The psychotropic chew toys in the hut with the wizened shaman. The days strapped naked to a rock in the raging storm. The nosebleeds and blackouts. Waking up in a pool of effluvia. Fortunately, someone took some snaps:

Great days, great days. Back then, I thought the Org was all about the Total War games. Such innocence! Innocence lost, of course, on the oily edge of a sacrificial dagger.

Enjoy your stay. You can never really leave. Never, ever, ever.

**The Shadow One** · 10-10-2004, 02:51

Lemurmania - bravo back at you! And I love those pics. It all sounds so interesting . . .

You know, now that you mention it, I do recall hearing a quiet voice of warning when I first started wandering these sacred halls. Fortunately, it was quickly drowned out by the sound of demonic laughter.

The Shadow One

Love bites - bite it back!

**IrishMike** · 10-10-2004, 04:14

You think that the senior patron rituals are bad. Just wait untill you become a member. Unspeakable things that I dare not say in the entrance hall will happen. So prepair and be ready when your time will come. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Papewaio** · 10-10-2004, 04:27

You guys will enjoy the backroom of the tavern...

Just remember this is a family orientated site and we have 10 year olds and 70 year olds playing this game.

**The Shadow One** · 10-10-2004, 02:44

[QUOTE=AdrianII] "The Shadow One, isn't it obvious that you are eminently qualified as a senior patron? Not only do you digress, troll and OT as if there were no tomorrow . . ."

Well, if that's all it takes, I should be running the show by next week! And I all this time I thought it had something to do with talent . . .

By the way, I do try to avoid being completely off-topic; most of my posts have more that a passing reference to MTW or RTW. Okay, fleeting may be a more appropriate word.

Honestly, I'm always pleased when someone reads my words. Thanks for the note.

The Shadow One

Love bites -- bite it back!