Transgression?

**The_Emperor** · 10-13-2004, 10:21

Hey I had a real funny moment in my Briton Campaign. The Gauls accused me of a Trangression and said I had deeply offended them... Yet I hadn't done anything against them. I was Allied with the Gauls with Trade Rights & My Troops were all firmly within my borders (not one army set foot in their territory)

What the hell are they on about? All I did was sit in my borders and kill bandits and save up cash...

**Colovion** · 10-13-2004, 10:24

You showed them your big barbarian penis didn't you?

**Magraev** · 10-13-2004, 10:36

lol - "More hairy than it has any right to be!"

**Basileus** · 10-13-2004, 10:37

you propably had a diplomat iin their territory heh, damn gauls need some beating anyway heh

**Colovion** · 10-13-2004, 10:46

My guess is that it's the old problem:

"COMPUTER NO LIKE HUMAN! COMPUTER KILL HUMAN!"

no true campaign AI - just pretenders which will eventually attack you for no reason.

Remember The Wedding Singer when that old guy goes up and punches the guy? Adam Sandler turns to him and says "What are you doing?!" Yeah - it's that kind of thing.

**The_Emperor** · 10-13-2004, 11:03

You showed them your big barbarian penis didn't you?

Sorry couldn't do that, the Britons don't get any Naked Fanataics...

Anyway those Gauls were funny, they decided to Blockade Londinium to kickstart a war, thereby breaking the alliance and proving to the world that they were untrustworthy and deserving of some serious butt-kicking...

My Warriors have now taken most of Gaul, and all they have left is that province in Iberia and those two near the Julii on the other side of the alps. In their desperation they have Allied with the Julii, but I am already Allied with SPQR and the Scipii.

Stupid Gauls, they should know not to mess with us!

**frogbeastegg** · 10-13-2004, 11:20

I sold my map, as Brutii, to the Macedonians for 1,000 denarii. Next turn I tried selling it to them again at the same price, just to see if I could. Yes, I could and my treasury swelled happily. Instantly I got a message from the senate telling me my transgrassions would not be tolerated while this sound clip of some chap being beaten played in the background. I blinked in bafflement, then decided it must be because I had swindled my allies, the Macedonians by selling them a map which had not changed because I was not exploring. To test my theory I tried selling them my still unchanged map again next turn for the same price. They brought it and nothing happened. I sold the Macedonians my map for 1,000 denarii each and every turn until war was declared, some 20 turns.

Very odd.