Ok, I see I need to expand upon my first post because some of the **** here think that anything any game company puts out should be worthy of sexual favors. Let me say this:
You paid money for this game. It is buggy as hell. If you actually want me to list bugs wrong with it rather than "unspecified complaints" then you are an idiot. I didn't come here to make e-friends and move up the "ranks" so I can post in the other forums where people who take this game seriously do. I came here to **** a little because this game has great potential but the developers botched it by releasing it before it was done. I have no idea how any of these reviewers could recommend it so highly. There is a list a mile long in the "patch requests" section and this game has been out for what? a few weeks? I can't remember the last time I played a game with this many gameplay bugs.
And no, I'm not 16, but I am hung like a rodent and it causes me all sorts of emotional problems, and my computer doesn't crash playing the game. I've never crashed you idiots, it runs fine on my computer that "hasn't been updated in 5 years yet I've got a geforce 4 and an athlon 2500+ you ****" but if you don't understand what's wrong with the game then perhaps you don't know how to play it anyway. Let me list just a few things so people will stop with the random "mine doesn't crash" retardisms.
-Squalor is ****. It's really cool to have to slaughter half your population every time you get up over 25,000. Did any of the devs PLAY this game?!?
-AI pathing is ****. Try to have your guys run through a breach in the wall and it's a cluster as they get confused and/or pile on top of each other.
-Reinforcements is ****. No choice of command. Hell, not even a "smart" choice in command. Yeah, I really want to command the captain with 4 groups of horsemen while my Faction Leader heading 1,000+ men is controlled by AI that couldn't command a backwoods hillbilly militia (and I should know as I am one).
-Generals have a death wish. They run into battle first just because they're cavalry. Again, AI is half-retarded in this game (which out scores me by a quarter) and anyone playtesting it for more than a few days would have found this problem and corrected it.
The fact is, this game wasn't playtested thoroughly, it was rushed out the door and they shoveled this crap onto shelves expecting the masses to run out, buy it, and then spend hours online checking for fixes and patches. I'm sorry, but that's **** and I've never had problems with a game before to the point where I was like "Hey, this game is pretty cool, if only there weren't 30 crippling bugs wrong with it".
Anyone who disputes the fact that this game was rushed and not playtested thoroughly needs to have their **** examined, because you're probably sitting on your brain. And no, I don't care if I'm "going about my post the wrong way" because I'm drunk and I don't need to make friends here.
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